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![[media/48932450-xKb_gcmr_normal.jpg]] ⓓⓐⓥⓘⓓ ⓑⓛⓤⓔ (@NeoYokel) - 12Mo2016-011243
Nevermore appreciation thread. (ŌŌ(xxxÍxxx)ŌŌ) pic.twitter.com/G99C7XpSr6
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![[media/48932450-xKb_gcmr_normal.jpg]] ⓓⓐⓥⓘⓓ ⓑⓛⓤⓔ (@NeoYokel) - 12Mo2016-011341
-the only consistent part of my life for the past three years -has been there through [big trauma] and FIVE GIRLFRIENDS
![[media/48932450-xKb_gcmr_normal.jpg]] ⓓⓐⓥⓘⓓ ⓑⓛⓤⓔ (@NeoYokel) - 12Mo2016-011418
-my one true home for years -the only safe storage of all my most important items
![[media/48932450-xKb_gcmr_normal.jpg]] ⓓⓐⓥⓘⓓ ⓑⓛⓤⓔ (@NeoYokel) - 12Mo2016-011516
after all these years of disrepair: -still gets to 60 in less than six seconds every time it's required -still has not "lost" a "race"
![[media/48932450-xKb_gcmr_normal.jpg]] ⓓⓐⓥⓘⓓ ⓑⓛⓤⓔ (@NeoYokel) - 12Mo2016-012300
continues to prove locals are fucking idiots every day by: -towing $60K Jeeps out of the snow -regularly smoking kids in trashy Mustangs
![[media/48932450-xKb_gcmr_normal.jpg]] ⓓⓐⓥⓘⓓ ⓑⓛⓤⓔ (@NeoYokel) - 12Mo2016-012433
-looks better and more tasteful than your car -outperforms your car in comfort & performance -50% or less of what you paid for your car.
![[media/48932450-xKb_gcmr_normal.jpg]] ⓓⓐⓥⓘⓓ ⓑⓛⓤⓔ (@NeoYokel) - 12Mo2016-012516
drunk pro-Jaguar rant over for tonight. see you all later.