Coincidentally, I’m about to publish the shortcut I’ve definitely worked the hardest on. It is designed to be the definitive Marco Polo shortcut, if that makes sense.
Here’s an iCloud share link to a version with all of the different ideas for noisemaking in an entertaining way in one huge, insane test shortcut. (Warning: You will hear my voice, along with Siri reading The Navy SEAL copypasta so… Not for testing around small children.)
I also just uploaded a rough video demo of this specific version.
I know it’s absurd in many ways, but the notion of creating this shortcut is as old as SIri Shortcuts are, for me, so of course, I would love any/all feedback you may have.