Why the fuck are you using a keyboard with your phone?

• While I acknowledge and argue that worrying about fingerprints/being genuinely bothered by fingerprints on your cellular phone enough that you are compelled to compulsively clean it is completely irrational, it is also unavoidable for some of us. Obviously, an external keyboard reduces hand oil -> phone screen deposit volume immensely, especially if you’re insane enough to compose longform on your phone, like me.

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