@GIFsofWikipedia — https://t.co/F1MMS6yTUU





— GIFs of Wikipedia (@GIFsofWikipedia) October 23, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — Had nightmares i was driving manual & had no idea how (i dont) but i was on the highway anyways



Had nightmares i was driving manual & had no idea how (i dont) but i was on the highway anyways


— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 23, 2015




@mihmnop — i want to post a poll @twitter

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@travisjdahnke — @AsphaltApostle I tried using it to pitch my website to people.



@AsphaltApostle I tried using it to pitch my website to people.


— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 23, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — @AsphaltApostle i accidentally shifted into manual yesterday on way home & scared the shit out of myself until i figured out what i did



@AsphaltApostle i accidentally shifted into manual yesterday on way home & scared the shit out of myself until i figured out what i did


— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 23, 2015




@idiot_joke_teen — a little putt putt



a little putt putt


— ██████ (@idiot_joke_teen) October 23, 2015




@idiot_joke_teen — big vroom lil vroom



big vroom lil vroom


— ██████ (@idiot_joke_teen) October 23, 2015




@ciara_isobel — Ya gurl jump on that bandwagon even harder gurl oh ya



Ya gurl jump on that bandwagon even harder gurl oh ya


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 23, 2015




@akiba_k3i — my car is so cute...........



my car is so cute...........


— アキバ|أكبر (@akiba_k3i) October 23, 2015




@travisjdahnke — @AsphaltApostle Don't.





— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 23, 2015




@akiba_k3i — @AsphaltApostle old white 911s too



@AsphaltApostle old white 911s too


— アキバ|أكبر (@akiba_k3i) October 23, 2015




@BMWYggdrasil — @CaptainErsatz Soulja M3 - Caught You Slippin After Dark (Dragged & Chopped by Yggdrasil Tha DJ



@CaptainErsatz Soulja M3 - Caught You Slippin After Dark (Dragged & Chopped by Yggdrasil Tha DJ


— BMW///Yggdrasil (@BMWYggdrasil) October 23, 2015




@2wrods — baby shaming



baby shaming


— here are (@2wrods) October 23, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — today on ghost adventure, zak gets possessed, just kind of sits there (i bet he drank a lil too much this ep) https://t.co/LDEYtqzetQ



today on ghost adventure, zak gets possessed, just kind of sits there (i bet he drank a lil too much this ep) http://pic.twitter.com/LDEYtqzetQ


— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 23, 2015




@ihaveswineflu — https://t.co/5UszEIJHeu





— evil twin('s ghost) (@ihaveswineflu) October 23, 2015




@mettaton — cool shit!!! thank you @syrupf https://t.co/ihEMi1XodX





— frog (@mettaton) October 23, 2015




@akitainumofu — why is this porn video titled The Ultimate Sacrifice is someone gonna die



why is this porn video titled The Ultimate Sacrifice is someone gonna die


— inu mofu (@akitainumofu) October 23, 2015




@travisjdahnke — I go home tomorrow. I just have to take it easy and do my therapy at home for a few more weeks, then I should be back to normal...for good.



I go home tomorrow. I just have to take it easy and do my therapy at home for a few more weeks, then I should be back to normal...for good.


— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 23, 2015




@ciara_isobel — Bi-Curious George



Bi-Curious George


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 23, 2015




@PopSci — WATCH: Video shows bomb-carrying condom balloons in Syria https://t.co/DqCjjbapRQ https://t.co/X4WzVhb6Zr



WATCH: Video shows bomb-carrying condom balloons in Syria https://t.co/DqCjjbapRQ http://pic.twitter.com/X4WzVhb6Zr


— Popular Science (@PopSci) October 23, 2015




@BMWYggdrasil — It moves! https://t.co/t2FA0RXYW1





— BMW///Yggdrasil (@BMWYggdrasil) October 23, 2015




@openculture — George Orwell’s 5 Greatest Essays https://t.co/ljG78XW8q6 https://t.co/OPf4LqtU4k





— Open Culture (@openculture) October 23, 2015




@ClickHole — Have you seen any of these? https://t.co/9XzjhZFkSq #HayaoMiyazaki https://t.co/MPSXOTssbe





— ClickHole (@ClickHole) October 23, 2015




@PersonTheHumann — Sees article titled "Obama drinking Ancient Martian Water to gain Satanic Powers" pop up on my timeline

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@trulyjhot — yung lame https://t.co/Ca338JHJRI





— darryl j hot (@trulyjhot) October 23, 2015




@AVeryTinyGoat — https://t.co/U0SeSfd9MS





— AVERY TINY GHOST (@AVeryTinyGoat) October 23, 2015




@wxbrad — It's like a hole in the atmosphere opened up. #Patricia https://t.co/S8S57NjXtQ



It's like a hole in the atmosphere opened up. #Patricia http://pic.twitter.com/S8S57NjXtQ


— Brad Panovich (@wxbrad) October 23, 2015




@StationCDRKelly — Hurricane #Patricia looks menacing from @space_station. Stay safe below, #Mexico. #YearInSpace https://t.co/6LP2xCYcGD



Hurricane #Patricia looks menacing from @space_station. Stay safe below, #Mexico. #YearInSpace http://pic.twitter.com/6LP2xCYcGD


— Scott Kelly (@StationCDRKelly) October 23, 2015




@orgamecha — pee pants boy little boy wet himself aww pee poo aww :(

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@ciara_isobel — Thank you @AsphaltApostle for this image it moves me https://t.co/u5uYTtGW26



Thank you @AsphaltApostle for this image it moves me http://pic.twitter.com/u5uYTtGW26


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 23, 2015




@robotpup — i finally got an appointment with the new therapist!! and its covered!!! im ready to not be crazy anymore

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@StarJoyThePoet — Today on "white twitter" - Kill Baby HitlerToday on "Black twitter" - Adele is "appropriating" the black culture.



Today on "white twitter" - Kill Baby Hitler

Today on "Black twitter" - Adele is "appropriating" the black culture.


— The Gentlewoman. (@StarJoyThePoet) October 23, 2015




@russleyshaw — @AsphaltApostle Russley Shaw



@AsphaltApostle Russley Shaw


— Russley Shaw (@russleyshaw) October 24, 2015




@FFD8FFDB — ULTRA░▇OLET https://t.co/tLaLc28f8u



ULTRA░▇OLET http://pic.twitter.com/tLaLc28f8u


— ˇÿˇ€ (@FFD8FFDB) October 24, 2015




@TechnoBuffalo — iPhone 6s draws long lines in South Korea https://t.co/aPswjF9Vle https://t.co/HxuK3usVTz



iPhone 6s draws long lines in South Korea https://t.co/aPswjF9Vle http://pic.twitter.com/HxuK3usVTz


— TechnoBuffalo (@TechnoBuffalo) October 24, 2015




@PhoneEatingBear — @BMWYggdrasil cube 2 hyper cube. Cube zero



@BMWYggdrasil cube 2 hyper cube. Cube zero


— PhoneEatingBear (@PhoneEatingBear) October 24, 2015




@isyall_ebooks — Bees?



Bees?


— pee (@isyall_ebooks) October 24, 2015




@coyotes_ebooks — a tv show of me sitting around for 10 minutes trying to find a game



a tv show of me sitting around for 10 minutes trying to find a game


— jakebot (@coyotes_ebooks) October 24, 2015




@ivy_hollivana — IN THIS SHOW SOMEONE SAID SORRY AND SOMEONE SAID SORRY FOR WHAT https://t.co/03tsR1i49x



IN THIS SHOW SOMEONE SAID SORRY AND SOMEONE SAID SORRY FOR WHAT http://pic.twitter.com/03tsR1i49x


— ivy hollivana (@ivy_hollivana) October 24, 2015




@ivy_hollivana — @AsphaltApostle Thank you, David Blue,



@AsphaltApostle Thank you, David Blue,


— ivy hollivana (@ivy_hollivana) October 24, 2015




@syrupf — fun engine



fun engine


— syrup (@syrupf) October 24, 2015




@BMWYggdrasil — e



e


— BMW///Yggdrasil (@BMWYggdrasil) October 24, 2015




@RippleFrog — https://t.co/FsDts5cJF4





— month 9 (@RippleFrog) October 24, 2015




@0kbps — https://t.co/UZiEJ5MU99





— (@0kbps) October 24, 2015




@syrupf — 2



2


— syrup (@syrupf) October 24, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — vaporwave sex advice



vaporwave sex advice


— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 24, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — @AsphaltApostle i'll take this to heart



@AsphaltApostle i'll take this to heart


— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 24, 2015




@0kbps — steve joobs



steve joobs


— (@0kbps) October 24, 2015




@perfectionvalet — Arrived at 06:00. Quick wash on a Rolls then off to Silverstone again.. #grafting https://t.co/40jkyBs0JA



Arrived at 06:00. Quick wash on a Rolls then off to Silverstone again.. #grafting http://pic.twitter.com/40jkyBs0JA


— Richard Tipper (@perfectionvalet) October 24, 2015




@DeadDigitizer — i go to take a piss and i see this https://t.co/DS1xQKdiaF



i go to take a piss and i see this http://pic.twitter.com/DS1xQKdiaF


— ejepel (@DeadDigitizer) October 24, 2015




@charlietriplett — Not bad, not bad at all, Missouri. #CoMo #MKT https://t.co/jlxvLlAhVb



Not bad, not bad at all, Missouri. #CoMo #MKT http://pic.twitter.com/jlxvLlAhVb


— Charlie Triplett (@charlietriplett) October 24, 2015




@ammnont_ebooks — i do not like the noise you make when you're trying to tell someone about how great you are but you start choking in the middle of it



i do not like the noise you make when you're trying to tell someone about how great you are but you start choking in the middle of it


— ammbottet V2 (@ammnont_ebooks) October 24, 2015




@Audi — Barrow, Alaska was once dark for 65 days straight. Lucky. #AudiNightLights #AudiRS7 https://t.co/oSyaHihbd1



Barrow, Alaska was once dark for 65 days straight. Lucky. #AudiNightLights #AudiRS7 http://pic.twitter.com/oSyaHihbd1


— Audi (@Audi) October 24, 2015




@yungPOTUS — midget rap



midget rap


— dane (@yungPOTUS) October 24, 2015




@null_shithead — @AsphaltApostle really shows your face deets



@AsphaltApostle really shows your face deets


— evil-shithead (@null_shithead) October 24, 2015




@virgyvirgil — @AsphaltApostle good vide



@AsphaltApostle good vide


— パニッシュト・ベノム・バージー (@virgyvirgil) October 24, 2015




@squeezinpeaches — have a nice night twitter. you deserve it



have a nice night twitter. you deserve it


— Peaches (@squeezinpeaches) October 24, 2015




@loliliberator — @AsphaltApostle goodbye father



@AsphaltApostle goodbye father


— l☆dy~hysteric № ➒ (@loliliberator) October 24, 2015




@bubufinehouse — I have the coolest cutest clothes but I never go anywhere to wear them. I just wear the same damn shirts and jeans and shit



I have the coolest cutest clothes but I never go anywhere to wear them. I just wear the same damn shirts and jeans and shit


— ©rap (@bubufinehouse) October 24, 2015




@CORYINTHENOUN — Cory in the pleadings



Cory in the pleadings


— CORY IN THE NOUN (@CORYINTHENOUN) October 24, 2015




@fletchdale — @CARmagazine the man was a total genius, no body writes like him. Please publish more.



@CARmagazine the man was a total genius, no body writes like him. Please publish more.


— henry fletcher (@fletchdale) October 24, 2015




@ihaveswineflu — https://t.co/PFqgakjjRE





— evil twin('s ghost) (@ihaveswineflu) October 24, 2015




@RetroRacingCo — Lancia 037 #GroupB https://t.co/Qopp8oiNXJ





— Retro Racing Company (@RetroRacingCo) October 24, 2015




@FastCompany — Networking Is Over. Welcome Sweatworking? https://t.co/8K4eAsHINU https://t.co/gJ4rdZKJxd



Networking Is Over. Welcome Sweatworking? https://t.co/8K4eAsHINU http://pic.twitter.com/gJ4rdZKJxd


— Fast Company (@FastCompany) October 24, 2015




@gaev66NINO — Alfa 6 C Ministeriale by Bonuschi - In EU Italian designer are responsible for over 60% of car production.35%WorldWi https://t.co/sOiU0Qt30w



Alfa 6 C Ministeriale by Bonuschi - In EU Italian designer are responsible for over 60% of car production.35%WorldWi http://pic.twitter.com/sOiU0Qt30w


— nino nucaro (@gaev66NINO) October 24, 2015




@Dogknob1 — Bummer Take to the grass https://t.co/zPZ1W7rLjE



Bummer

Take to the grass https://t.co/zPZ1W7rLjE


— Dogknob1 (@Dogknob1) October 24, 2015




@FFD8FFDB — DRIV▀BL▛ https://t.co/hmEIRGKV7f



DRIV▀BL▛ http://pic.twitter.com/hmEIRGKV7f


— ˇÿˇ€ (@FFD8FFDB) October 24, 2015




@wanderwiltshire — Walking. Bradford on Avon. https://t.co/rNCDzFHFGK



Walking. Bradford on Avon. http://pic.twitter.com/rNCDzFHFGK


— wiltshirewandering (@wanderwiltshire) October 24, 2015




@travisjdahnke — Hey, @JohnStamos, I'm dedicating this one to you. For all the years you were there for me. Take it away boys...https://t.co/j0lmOXPOzN



Hey, @JohnStamos, I'm dedicating this one to you. For all the years you were there for me. Take it away boys...https://t.co/j0lmOXPOzN


— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 24, 2015




@thatdudeinblue — Good morning! #thatdudeinblue #naturebro https://t.co/VHqyufGo2X





— David Patterson (@thatdudeinblue) October 24, 2015




@mihmnop — mihmnop

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@Xires2 — when you make a joke and you yourself are waiting for the punchline



when you make a joke and you yourself are waiting for the punchline


— Aaron (@Xires2) October 24, 2015




@syrupf — i got like 4 neighbors https://t.co/vx2msdRY0M



i got like 4 neighbors http://pic.twitter.com/vx2msdRY0M


— syrup (@syrupf) October 24, 2015




@ciara_isobel — ill leaf u alone now



ill leaf u alone now


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 24, 2015




@ivy_hollivana — that's me!!! i'm a journalist now im so excited https://t.co/UW0TnuNjRD



that's me!!! i'm a journalist now im so excited https://t.co/UW0TnuNjRD


— ivy hollivana (@ivy_hollivana) October 24, 2015




@syrupf — that tweet is back



that tweet is back


— syrup (@syrupf) October 24, 2015




@travisjdahnke — https://t.co/F55Po4jlHu





— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 24, 2015




@Negation2010 — Es muß ein gesellschaftliches Phänomen sein. Irgend wo läuft etwas schief. Verlage und Filmemacher suchen händeringend nach guten Autoren.



Es muß ein gesellschaftliches Phänomen sein. Irgend wo läuft etwas schief. Verlage und Filmemacher suchen händeringend nach guten Autoren.


— Alan Smithee (@Negation2010) October 24, 2015




@guccitwist — Y'all look at my grandpa he's so cute https://t.co/S9p0aZbPSV



Y'all look at my grandpa he's so cute http://pic.twitter.com/S9p0aZbPSV


— thøt (@guccitwist) October 24, 2015




@travisjdahnke — https://t.co/GsvFTQXVEl





— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 24, 2015




@ivy_hollivana — im sad so imma draw some icons to cheer up



im sad so imma draw some icons to cheer up


— ivy hollivana (@ivy_hollivana) October 24, 2015




@syrupf — since i have no obligation to see anyone anymore i just wear my gym shorts everywhere



since i have no obligation to see anyone anymore i just wear my gym shorts everywhere


— syrup (@syrupf) October 24, 2015




@syrupf — FJUDKFL,dfgijoseprijisdfgæ



FJUDKFL,dfgijoseprijisdfgæ


— syrup (@syrupf) October 24, 2015




@PersonTheHumann — Mercedes Benz Driving Up Mountain https://t.co/TdFFKNTnFH

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@yungPOTUS — moving to russia https://t.co/QOyOtLCs76





— dane (@yungPOTUS) October 24, 2015




@creaku — proud of yall https://t.co/vpKisZaiaS





— pretty boy millionai (@creaku) October 24, 2015




@RippleFrog — this apple lowkey bout to get it https://t.co/zO6I62hxXU



this apple lowkey bout to get it http://pic.twitter.com/zO6I62hxXU


— month 9 (@RippleFrog) October 24, 2015




@PersonTheHumann — @PhoneEatingBear the new S Class limo can drive over anything even straight up a mountain

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@ivy_hollivana — turn up !! heck @WesVanDorn https://t.co/orkxeIMpZy





— ivy hollivana (@ivy_hollivana) October 24, 2015




@ivy_hollivana — @AsphaltApostle @WesVanDorn love the brush choice



@AsphaltApostle @WesVanDorn love the brush choice


— ivy hollivana (@ivy_hollivana) October 24, 2015




@orgamecha — @AsphaltApostle you should look in the mirror

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@orgamecha — @AsphaltApostle sorry. youre not a potato

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@PersonTheHumann — what kinda car is this i cant tell https://t.co/xHR7kDVDtI

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@orgamecha — im being mean online 😈

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@orgamecha — buzzfeet

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@bubufinehouse — Looooooooooooollll https://t.co/j47hjR5F8O





— ©rap (@bubufinehouse) October 24, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — @AsphaltApostle im going to kill you david blue



@AsphaltApostle im going to kill you david blue


— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 24, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — Got to meet a YouTube celeb and almost made him buy a Hannah Montana game



Got to meet a YouTube celeb and almost made him buy a Hannah Montana game


— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 24, 2015




@bubufinehouse — Happy halloween https://t.co/V0hhdOh20J





— ©rap (@bubufinehouse) October 24, 2015




@guccitwist — David Blue



David Blue


— thøt (@guccitwist) October 24, 2015




@ivy_hollivana — big curlie babie @nekokoo_ https://t.co/9ok2Bxz9El





— ivy hollivana (@ivy_hollivana) October 24, 2015




@PureMichigan — We don’t disagree! MT @mopage19: Barton Nature Area in @VisitAnnArbor is beautiful this time of year. #PureMichigan https://t.co/ramj6YhFDn



We don’t disagree! MT @mopage19: Barton Nature Area in @VisitAnnArbor is beautiful this time of year. #PureMichigan http://pic.twitter.com/ramj6YhFDn


— Pure Michigan (@PureMichigan) October 24, 2015




@PureMichigan — We don’t disagree! MT @mopage19: Barton Nature Area in @VisitAnnArbor is beautiful this time of year. #PureMichigan https://t.co/ramj6YhFDn



We don’t disagree! MT @mopage19: Barton Nature Area in @VisitAnnArbor is beautiful this time of year. #PureMichigan http://pic.twitter.com/ramj6YhFDn


— Pure Michigan (@PureMichigan) October 24, 2015




@bubufinehouse — @AsphaltApostle blocked by deray? Not sure, but if you look at it like an x ray its a little less morbid David



@AsphaltApostle blocked by deray? Not sure, but if you look at it like an x ray its a little less morbid David


— ©rap (@bubufinehouse) October 24, 2015




@pmcgphotos — One of life's mysteries. Do you want to be seen or not seen? https://t.co/VqKEnAzLSp



One of life's mysteries. Do you want to be seen or not seen? http://pic.twitter.com/VqKEnAzLSp


— Paddy McGrath (@pmcgphotos) October 24, 2015




@syrupf — https://t.co/vh1l8JRIN0





— syrup (@syrupf) October 24, 2015




@syrupf — obama



obama


— syrup (@syrupf) October 24, 2015




@travisjdahnke — Ahh, it's good being out of the hospital. Now I can enjoy the shit storm that is the Internet from the comforts of my own home.



Ahh, it's good being out of the hospital. Now I can enjoy the shit storm that is the Internet from the comforts of my own home.


— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 24, 2015




@Earlsimxx — Jaguar F-Type Project 7 https://t.co/5PklDNy39m



Jaguar F-Type Project 7 http://pic.twitter.com/5PklDNy39m


— Karanja Earl Simmons (@Earlsimxx) October 24, 2015




@bubufinehouse — @travisjdahnke congratulations on getting out of the joint!



@travisjdahnke congratulations on getting out of the joint!


— ©rap (@bubufinehouse) October 24, 2015




@travisjdahnke — @AsphaltApostle Good. I can hear my shitty neighbors yelling.



@AsphaltApostle Good. I can hear my shitty neighbors yelling.


— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 24, 2015




@travisjdahnke — @bubufinehouse Pass the joint. https://t.co/UAm9fQzwvH





— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 24, 2015




@bubufinehouse — @AsphaltApostle and it was funny, and @travisjdahnke tell viv to join the party



@AsphaltApostle and it was funny, and @travisjdahnke tell viv to join the party


— ©rap (@bubufinehouse) October 24, 2015




@ivy_hollivana — https://t.co/duvVVeNR2I





— ivy hollivana (@ivy_hollivana) October 24, 2015




@WhatBlH — https://t.co/4JkbY06Jhi





— erik (@WhatBlH) October 24, 2015




@yungPOTUS — grandma's funeral lol 😜😛😬 https://t.co/mTpe2Yc0SE



grandma's funeral lol 😜😛😬 http://pic.twitter.com/mTpe2Yc0SE


— dane (@yungPOTUS) October 24, 2015




@TF2Torrent — @trubIu rep https://t.co/DAPg4ldsBR





— Sim (@TF2Torrent) October 24, 2015




@ihaveswineflu — U can puke in church just be cool abt it



U can puke in church just be cool abt it


— evil twin('s ghost) (@ihaveswineflu) October 24, 2015




@ihaveswineflu — I'm not going to a church that doesn't have gift bags



I'm not going to a church that doesn't have gift bags


— evil twin('s ghost) (@ihaveswineflu) October 24, 2015




@pissboot — cute italian chick takes over NY w best friend and small dog

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@RadikalMagikal — @pissboot Is this a story about you?



@pissboot Is this a story about you?


— J!mb0 W@g€ BOO! (@RadikalMagikal) October 24, 2015




@pissboot — @RadikalMagikal it is something I am experiencing rn

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@coyotes_ebooks — im gonna suck the most



im gonna suck the most


— jakebot (@coyotes_ebooks) October 24, 2015




@robotpup — https://t.co/NAjkJZSQ7M

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@shibesbot — which



which


— shibesboOoo (@shibesbot) October 24, 2015




@PersonTheHumann — brent

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@PersonTheHumann — Hello? https://t.co/fkhdVhopLr

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@PersonTheHumann — @AsphaltApostle is that a potato

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@travisjdahnke — Guess what guys. I'm giving birth to a new baby boy. His name is Glorg. Wish him luck. I can't believe I'm 102 and pregnant.



Guess what guys. I'm giving birth to a new baby boy. His name is Glorg. Wish him luck. I can't believe I'm 102 and pregnant.


— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 25, 2015




@PersonTheHumann — @AsphaltApostle i think sushi is beyond you mr blue its foreign

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@pissboot — half italian, 25% greek, some german and irish. but I never say the last 2 because greek and Italian sounds more exotic. #themore youkno

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@pissboot — @AlHasAShirtOn I like 2 say Mediterranean

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@BMWYggdrasil — https://t.co/FP6P6iuVOg





— BMW///Yggdrasil (@BMWYggdrasil) October 25, 2015




@BMWYggdrasil — DAMN https://t.co/CZghtXMOdr





— BMW///Yggdrasil (@BMWYggdrasil) October 25, 2015




@syrupf — dj bugs



dj bugs


— syrup (@syrupf) October 25, 2015




@DavidBHayter — Don't be redundant. And don't repeat yourself.



Don't be redundant.


And don't repeat yourself.


— David Hayter (@DavidBHayter) October 25, 2015




@dysrexia — #ISaluteWhitePeople um this is evil. Did you know whtie poeple ruiend the wiorld. posted from my iphone at starbucks.



#ISaluteWhitePeople um this is evil. Did you know whtie poeple ruiend the wiorld. posted from my iphone at starbucks.


— -- (@dysrexia) October 25, 2015




@MOLLYBEACH — i bet dudes in the olden days would cum really fast



i bet dudes in the olden days would cum really fast


— ✧peppermint snatch ✧ (@MOLLYBEACH) October 25, 2015




@travisjdahnke — Girls at night on the https://t.co/qkuKXT5S8F



Girls at night on the https://t.co/qkuKXT5S8F


— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 25, 2015




@Xires2 — syrup



syrup


— Aaron (@Xires2) October 25, 2015




@steve_ginty — @dysrexia What world? There was no world before Whites came along. Just miserable tribes of nomads. Also your iphone was invented by Whites



@dysrexia What world? There was no world before Whites came along. Just miserable tribes of nomads. Also your iphone was invented by Whites


— Steven Ginty (@steve_ginty) October 25, 2015




@syrupf — justin beaber drum solo



justin beaber drum solo


— syrup (@syrupf) October 25, 2015




@loliliberator — @dysrexia lmao at every singel response to this



@dysrexia lmao at every singel response to this


— l☆dy~hysteric № ➒ (@loliliberator) October 25, 2015




@travisjdahnke — If someone hassles my friends, I will beat them up. (figuratively because I am not a strong man)



If someone hassles my friends, I will beat them up. (figuratively because I am not a strong man)


— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 25, 2015




@travisjdahnke — @trubIu He's got that "I can't pay my bills and child support at the same time!!!" look in his eyes.



@trubIu He's got that "I can't pay my bills and child support at the same time!!!" look in his eyes.


— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 25, 2015




@AmandaOleander — At the Paramount studios! So awesome, great lineup @volvocarsus #volvo60 https://t.co/ASJvM4IOnW



At the Paramount studios! So awesome, great lineup @volvocarsus #volvo60 http://pic.twitter.com/ASJvM4IOnW


— Amanda Oleander (@AmandaOleander) October 25, 2015




@HannahElliott — Mood. https://t.co/FihCyjwjkh





— Hannah Elliott (@HannahElliott) October 25, 2015




@thequikdraw — I think this car is gorgeous... but I can't wait to drive the TTS #Gregoftheyear #vsco #vscocam… https://t.co/qZXZZofwBl



I think this car is gorgeous... but I can't wait to drive the TTS #Gregoftheyear #vsco #vscocamhttps://t.co/qZXZZofwBl


— Chris McGraw (@thequikdraw) October 25, 2015




@IamMattBishop — @HannahElliott literally same.



@HannahElliott literally same.


— Matt Bishop (@IamMattBishop) October 25, 2015




@LeahRebeccaUK — Goodnight peeps 😊😚😴 https://t.co/0VKuVZKfH1



Goodnight peeps 😊😚😴 http://pic.twitter.com/0VKuVZKfH1


— Leah Rebecca (@LeahRebeccaUK) October 25, 2015




@a_nice_frog — "there is truth in sex" is a thing that Foucault wrote once



"there is truth in sex" is a thing that Foucault wrote once


— sam (@a_nice_frog) October 25, 2015




@ihaveswineflu — Can't I get an Ass helmet



Can't I get an Ass helmet


— evil twin('s ghost) (@ihaveswineflu) October 25, 2015




@ihaveswineflu — Brain on the brain



Brain on the brain


— evil twin('s ghost) (@ihaveswineflu) October 25, 2015




@ammnontet — https://t.co/aCmBvpATKZ





— it's ammnontet!!! (@ammnontet) October 25, 2015




@TF2Torrent — Crystal clear 1080p hd Blu Ray https://t.co/PxnzbRH88a



Crystal clear 1080p hd Blu Ray http://pic.twitter.com/PxnzbRH88a


— Sim (@TF2Torrent) October 25, 2015




@lamp_head — @AsphaltApostle https://t.co/oKvEd7wu1Y

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@lamp_head — @AsphaltApostle https://t.co/6nwyMDGCnO

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@adrianfer15 — @AsphaltApostle who cares fag



@AsphaltApostle who cares fag


— Canti (@adrianfer15) October 25, 2015




@lamp_head — @AsphaltApostle thinking aboput thios https://t.co/UNSFLl1ufp

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@bradyjhenry — hey @AsphaltApostle we're talkin about cars in dadchat



hey @AsphaltApostle we're talkin about cars in dadchat


— Brady Henry (@bradyjhenry) October 25, 2015




@ammnontet — @bradyjhenry @AsphaltApostle i like to live life nowhere near the edge



@bradyjhenry @AsphaltApostle i like to live life nowhere near the edge


— it's ammnontet!!! (@ammnontet) October 25, 2015




@2wrods — danger noodle



danger noodle


— here are (@2wrods) October 25, 2015




@SailorNigga — FULL DENIM JACKET



FULL DENIM JACKET


— ❤️here's a nickel❤️ (@SailorNigga) October 25, 2015




@syrupf — gonna wear this on thursday of the con its not even a character from anything https://t.co/VAO5b4YTj8



gonna wear this on thursday of the con its not even a character from anything http://pic.twitter.com/VAO5b4YTj8


— syrup (@syrupf) October 25, 2015




@syrupf — that's well alright https://t.co/4BqZXhtkXj



that's



— syrup (@syrupf) October 25, 2015




@Xires2 — i am going to be the most bitter unlikeable cynical self-involved person you will ever meet and nobody is gonna fucking stop me!!!!!



i am going to be the most bitter unlikeable cynical self-involved person you will ever meet and nobody is gonna fucking stop me!!!!!


— Aaron (@Xires2) October 25, 2015




@syrupf — the guy who invented mike's hard lemonade isn't even named mikehis name is anthony



the guy who invented mike's hard lemonade isn't even named mike

his name is anthony


— syrup (@syrupf) October 25, 2015




@guccitwist — I'm addicted to eating my dad's leg hair



I'm addicted to eating my dad's leg hair


— thøt (@guccitwist) October 25, 2015




@coldcoffeeliam — @guccibraidz https://t.co/l6N4qlRmCx





— katy:) (@coldcoffeeliam) October 25, 2015




@Xires2 — time for a new segment on the xires2 account called "nostalgia sundays"remember THIS minivan? wow...good times huh https://t.co/jZb0OyqiXa



time for a new segment on the xires2 account called "nostalgia sundays"

remember THIS minivan? wow...good times huh http://pic.twitter.com/jZb0OyqiXa


— Aaron (@Xires2) October 25, 2015




@0kbps — this has been sitting in the middle of my porn folder for like 6 months and i havent got rid of it https://t.co/DdFcT7S3Nf



this has been sitting in the middle of my porn folder for like 6 months and i havent got rid of it http://pic.twitter.com/DdFcT7S3Nf


— (@0kbps) October 25, 2015




@aaps59 — WELL? Are you? https://t.co/9xIS7ChJTu





— Aaron Brown (@aaps59) October 25, 2015




@YouCannotRelate — your clothes don't look like they want to fit you



your clothes don't look like they want to fit you


— YouCantRelate™ (@YouCannotRelate) October 25, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — @AsphaltApostle what's your interpretation of this data



@AsphaltApostle what's your interpretation of this data


— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 25, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — @AsphaltApostle your data is flawed.



@AsphaltApostle your data is flawed.


— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 25, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — @AsphaltApostle i'm crunching some numbers to get something definitive hold on



@AsphaltApostle i'm crunching some numbers to get something definitive hold on


— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 25, 2015




@virgyvirgil — @AsphaltApostle https://t.co/AjFA1RYHD9





— パニッシュト・ベノム・バージー (@virgyvirgil) October 25, 2015




@virgyvirgil — @AsphaltApostle every has been wrestler has a variant of that design as a shirt https://t.co/cMVTbVUH3m



@AsphaltApostle every has been wrestler has a variant of that design as a shirt http://pic.twitter.com/cMVTbVUH3m


— パニッシュト・ベノム・バージー (@virgyvirgil) October 25, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — feeling excitement when loading up a large sample library



feeling excitement when loading up a large sample library


— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 25, 2015




@Earlsimxx — Ferrari 250 GT SWB https://t.co/MSdIF8fRlv





— Karanja Earl Simmons (@Earlsimxx) October 25, 2015




@AssRavager — @AsphaltApostle you're welcome



@AsphaltApostle you're welcome


— KevJumba Jr (@AssRavager) October 25, 2015




@ciara_isobel — I have never let a man buy me a drink or asked a man to, except my dad



I have never let a man buy me a drink or asked a man to, except my dad


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 25, 2015




@ciara_isobel — I ain't Mike Jones



I ain't Mike Jones


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 25, 2015




@NicRedm0nd — @ciara_isobel who df up smash that like



@ciara_isobel who df up smash that like


— a fuckin spook (@NicRedm0nd) October 25, 2015




@ghost_things — ghost bagel



ghost bagel


— ghost things (@ghost_things) October 25, 2015




@ghost_things — ghost culprit



ghost culprit


— ghost things (@ghost_things) October 25, 2015




@TF2Torrent — @AsphaltApostle iPhone on dog shit middle of nowhere wifi



@AsphaltApostle iPhone on dog shit middle of nowhere wifi


— Sim (@TF2Torrent) October 25, 2015




@ciara_isobel — "he memes like his father's side"



"he memes like his father's side"


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 25, 2015




@ZeroSuitBigBird — The difference between freshmen and seniors https://t.co/SfyuLFYZ8p



The difference between freshmen and seniors http://pic.twitter.com/SfyuLFYZ8p


— Luke (@ZeroSuitBigBird) October 25, 2015




@thefrickhead — Character development! 🌞 https://t.co/Kdxp6TkZa7



Character development! 🌞 http://pic.twitter.com/Kdxp6TkZa7


— Grey (@thefrickhead) October 25, 2015




@ihaveswineflu — This evening https://t.co/b9cwcFBwAn





— evil twin('s ghost) (@ihaveswineflu) October 25, 2015




@SmokeKush4Lyfee — T.B.HIt's nothing like smoking weed on a Sunday afternoon & drinking a large coffee from Tim Horton's



T.B.H

It's nothing like smoking weed on a Sunday afternoon & drinking a large coffee from Tim Horton's


— Devon Bitches (@SmokeKush4Lyfee) October 25, 2015




@syrupf — eart



eart


— syrup (@syrupf) October 25, 2015




@syrupf — e



e


— syrup (@syrupf) October 25, 2015




@asiahh__ — all of garden breadsticks >>>>



all of garden breadsticks >>>>


— asiah (@asiahh__) October 25, 2015




@0kbps — home of sexualsall of gardenchicken permission



home of sexuals


all of garden


chicken permission


— (@0kbps) October 25, 2015




@ivy_hollivana — @0kbps i live in the home of the sexuals



@0kbps i live in the home of the sexuals


— ivy hollivana (@ivy_hollivana) October 25, 2015




@ammnontet — the only bitch i care about... is the obituary



the only bitch i care about... is the obituary


— it's ammnontet!!! (@ammnontet) October 25, 2015




@0kbps — they still follow me lmfao https://t.co/nAsgKETONQ



they still follow me lmfao http://pic.twitter.com/nAsgKETONQ


— (@0kbps) October 25, 2015




@syrupf — bee landed on my nose



bee landed on my nose


— syrup (@syrupf) October 25, 2015




@ihaveswineflu — this morning https://t.co/qcFMJR5hxn





— evil twin('s ghost) (@ihaveswineflu) October 25, 2015




@lamp_head — this twitter is backed by my piss guarantee

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@a_nice_frog — (in jerry seinfelds voice) nothin wrong with getting pissed on



(in jerry seinfelds voice) nothin wrong with getting pissed on


— sam (@a_nice_frog) October 25, 2015




@Dxnnii_bbyOX — Scottish Twitter is litreally in its own world https://t.co/PD6AQWXkkd



Scottish Twitter is litreally in its own world http://pic.twitter.com/PD6AQWXkkd


— Dannii (@Dxnnii_bbyOX) October 25, 2015




@bubufinehouse — im gonna fall off my skateboard in front of a group of cuties so they all run over and help me up



im gonna fall off my skateboard in front of a group of cuties so they all run over and help me up


— ©rap (@bubufinehouse) October 25, 2015




@Sentreh — I'm actually restricted to twitter atm. i only have data for social media sites



I'm actually restricted to twitter atm. i only have data for social media sites


— Sentry (@Sentreh) October 25, 2015




@Xires2 — David Blue https://t.co/wWHZ95QCHm





— Aaron (@Xires2) October 25, 2015




@mopinks — https://t.co/FtJaHgy9Rc





— pumpkin guts (@mopinks) October 25, 2015




@lamp_head — https://t.co/JxGkBWFv1F

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@creaku — 73 OWLS



73 OWLS


— pretty boy millionai (@creaku) October 25, 2015




@ammnont_ebooks — you are not as good-looking as me and I'm a lolicore artist



you are not as good-looking as me and I'm a lolicore artist


— ammbottet V2 (@ammnont_ebooks) October 25, 2015




@Sentreh — this new twitter is epic :)



this new twitter is epic :)


— Sentry (@Sentreh) October 25, 2015




@YahooAnswersTXT — IV GOT CASH!!!!!!!!!?



IV GOT CASH!!!!!!!!!?


— YahooAnswers.TXT (@YahooAnswersTXT) October 25, 2015




@virgyvirgil — He's always there for me haha! 😻😺 https://t.co/2kTeoaxs0u



He's always there for me haha! 😻😺 https://t.co/2kTeoaxs0u


— パニッシュト・ベノム・バージー (@virgyvirgil) October 25, 2015




@TheOnion — Podcaster Makes Solemn Promise To Improve Sound Quality Next Episode https://t.co/0SaOwm3UUF https://t.co/AMXtNXeyWR



Podcaster Makes Solemn Promise To Improve Sound Quality Next Episode https://t.co/0SaOwm3UUF http://pic.twitter.com/AMXtNXeyWR


— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 25, 2015




@ymacy — Sex https://t.co/KLC7LZGjAx





— monchichi (@ymacy) October 25, 2015




@travisjdahnke — "Hello from the other sideI must've called a thousand timesTo tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done" https://t.co/zylBSmJIah



"Hello from the other side

I must've called a thousand times

To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done" http://pic.twitter.com/zylBSmJIah


— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 25, 2015




@0kbps — NO excuse for guys to be under 6ft. Hit the gym fatass👋



NO excuse for guys to be under 6ft. Hit the gym fatass👋


— (@0kbps) October 26, 2015




@0kbps — NO excuse for guys to be under 6ft. Hit the gym fatass👋NO excuse for guys to be under 6ft. Hit the gym fatass👋NO excuse for guys to be under



NO excuse for guys to be under 6ft. Hit the gym fatass👋NO excuse for guys to be under 6ft. Hit the gym fatass👋NO excuse for guys to be under


— (@0kbps) October 26, 2015




@travisjdahnke — Sometimes you don't have depression or any other problems. Sometimes you're just like, "Hmm, I think I did a lot. I'm cool with dying now."



Sometimes you don't have depression or any other problems. Sometimes you're just like, "Hmm, I think I did a lot. I'm cool with dying now."


— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 26, 2015




@travisjdahnke — Like Hunter S. Thompson did. This seems depressing, but if you read all of his other stuff, this has humor to it. https://t.co/HOa444BlaW



Like Hunter S. Thompson did. This seems depressing, but if you read all of his other stuff, this has humor to it. http://pic.twitter.com/HOa444BlaW


— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 26, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — My favorites page is great because its almost completely rabbit pictures



My favorites page is great because its almost completely rabbit pictures


— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 26, 2015




@StrengthBuild — I ball every single day of my life



I ball every single day of my life


— Tony Naeem (@StrengthBuild) October 26, 2015




@StrengthBuild — @AsphaltApostle oh...no...



@AsphaltApostle oh...no...


— Tony Naeem (@StrengthBuild) October 26, 2015




@PersonTheHumann — i eat so much shrimp i got iodine poisonin

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@BMWYggdrasil — i eat so much shrimp i got iodine poisonin



i eat so much shrimp i got iodine poisonin


— BMW///Yggdrasil (@BMWYggdrasil) October 26, 2015




@orgamecha — 9 retweets 11 favorites

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@kabeebus — @AsphaltApostle this is a fantastic idea



@AsphaltApostle this is a fantastic idea


— PISTON POPE (@kabeebus) October 26, 2015




@clariqua — so glad I got to meet @ChiefKeef 😜 https://t.co/GjFYsFar3s





— clare (@clariqua) October 26, 2015




@ivy_hollivana — p



p


— ivy hollivana (@ivy_hollivana) October 26, 2015




@travisjdahnke — Selfie #2 Not differentBut just as beautiful #MeBeingMe #Relaxing #WhereMyLegs ? https://t.co/ljIZmji2P0



Selfie #2

Not different

But just as beautiful





— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 26, 2015




@SeinfeldAssClap — at my 6 year old sons t-ball game and he won't put his dick away



at my 6 year old sons t-ball game and he won't put his dick away


— Seinfeld Assclap (@SeinfeldAssClap) October 26, 2015




@PersonTheHumann — 2 Chainz is really cute I want to hug 2 Chainz

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@travisjdahnke — My brother and his wife bought their three kids a new puppy. https://t.co/bR1HMKwsxB



My brother and his wife bought their three kids a new puppy. http://pic.twitter.com/bR1HMKwsxB


— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 26, 2015




@PersonTheHumann — my top secret list of rappers I want to hug

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@syrupf — eurobeat is the definition of "that wasn't necessary but thanks for putting that in there"



eurobeat is the definition of "that wasn't necessary but thanks for putting that in there"


— syrup (@syrupf) October 26, 2015




@syrupf — you know what this really needs?*HUNH*



you know what this really needs?


*HUNH*


— syrup (@syrupf) October 26, 2015




@syrupf — what a magical genre



what a magical genre


— syrup (@syrupf) October 26, 2015




@BMWYggdrasil — @syrupf theres literally nothing better than blasting eurobeat and pulling off a perfect slide on those CRACKLE s



@syrupf theres literally nothing better than blasting eurobeat and pulling off a perfect slide on those CRACKLE s


— BMW///Yggdrasil (@BMWYggdrasil) October 26, 2015




@StrengthBuild — Gone Fission



Gone Fission


— Tony Naeem (@StrengthBuild) October 26, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — microphone with a sock on it



microphone with a sock on it


— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 26, 2015




@verge — We drove GM's latest piece of Detroit muscle, the 2016 Chevy Camaro SS https://t.co/An2hqmzDz1 https://t.co/R01Vkp5EPp



We drove GM's latest piece of Detroit muscle, the 2016 Chevy Camaro SS https://t.co/An2hqmzDz1 http://pic.twitter.com/R01Vkp5EPp


— The Verge (@verge) October 26, 2015




@MikeyMags46 — I just peed watching @guccibraidz vines, at least I know I ain't an fboi cuz u can't pee w/ a boney



I just peed watching @guccibraidz vines, at least I know I ain't an fboi cuz u can't pee w/ a boney


— Michael Magnusson (@MikeyMags46) October 26, 2015




@a_nice_frog — lemme just make it clear that you guys can DM me with basically anything you want. im a pretty open person



lemme just make it clear that you guys can DM me with basically anything you want. im a pretty open person


— sam (@a_nice_frog) October 26, 2015




@0kbps — vape meth



vape meth


— (@0kbps) October 26, 2015




@0kbps — Marijuana Users Subreddit



Marijuana Users Subreddit


— (@0kbps) October 26, 2015




@yungPOTUS — almost halloween almost homeless



almost halloween almost homeless


— dane (@yungPOTUS) October 26, 2015




@syrupf — i should learn how to roll cigs



i should learn how to roll cigs


— syrup (@syrupf) October 26, 2015




@syrupf — oh wait i dont smoke



oh wait i dont smoke


— syrup (@syrupf) October 26, 2015




@yungPOTUS — z



z


— dane (@yungPOTUS) October 26, 2015




@0kbps — https://t.co/3VK6R55fIc





— (@0kbps) October 26, 2015




@Fyrasec — That last paragraph tho https://t.co/0X4b3nkJux



That last paragraph tho http://pic.twitter.com/0X4b3nkJux


— Fyrasec (@Fyrasec) October 26, 2015




@syrupf — I WANNA NAME A CAT CROUTON



I WANNA NAME A CAT CROUTON


— syrup (@syrupf) October 26, 2015




@syrupf — the midwest is wild



the midwest is wild


— syrup (@syrupf) October 26, 2015




@RippleFrog — what's Barack obama name



what's Barack obama name


— cardboard serpentine (@RippleFrog) October 26, 2015




@creaku — i got the sneeze



i got the sneeze


— pretty boy millionai (@creaku) October 26, 2015




@highmileage — LIVE on #Periscope: Toyota Crown Taxi in Tokyo https://t.co/2C630fpq7y



LIVE on #Periscope: Toyota Crown Taxi in Tokyo https://t.co/2C630fpq7y


— Adam Barrera (@highmileage) October 26, 2015




@OllieMarriage — Looks like a @Jaguar C-X75. Isn't. It's a purpose made stunt car with WRC suspension & hydraulic handbrake #SPECTRE https://t.co/AUU3E1kkZ3



Looks like a @Jaguar C-X75. Isn't. It's a purpose made stunt car with WRC suspension & hydraulic handbrake #SPECTRE http://pic.twitter.com/AUU3E1kkZ3


— Ollie Marriage (@OllieMarriage) October 26, 2015




@OllieMarriage — Good at doing this. Also has GT3 racing gearbox and 600bhp s'charged V8. Got to play at being Mr Hinx. https://t.co/9pWOfiurUg



Good at doing this. Also has GT3 racing gearbox and 600bhp s'charged V8. Got to play at being Mr Hinx. http://pic.twitter.com/9pWOfiurUg


— Ollie Marriage (@OllieMarriage) October 26, 2015




@bubufinehouse — @ciara_isobel u gave me a green pair smh



@ciara_isobel u gave me a green pair smh


— ©rap (@bubufinehouse) October 26, 2015




@akiba_k3i — @AsphaltApostle David Blue



@AsphaltApostle David Blue


— アキバ|أكبر (@akiba_k3i) October 26, 2015




@eurogamer — Miyamoto suggested Goldeneye end with Bond shaking hands with all his enemies in hospital - https://t.co/gr2ZIvln8i https://t.co/aT4BVfJuYK



Miyamoto suggested Goldeneye end with Bond shaking hands with all his enemies in hospital - https://t.co/gr2ZIvln8i http://pic.twitter.com/aT4BVfJuYK


— Eurogamer.net (@eurogamer) October 26, 2015




@orgamecha — the professor said its dangerous to have drinks by the computers but he has 2 cups of coffee resting on it

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@DaftLimmy — I hope your life's shit and you die. https://t.co/b558nSBwQL



I hope your life's shit and you die. https://t.co/b558nSBwQL


— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) October 26, 2015




@orgamecha — @AsphaltApostle what a kook

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@Maffewgregg — Cesaro The Lad https://t.co/uw1JWUYkhk





— MaffewOfBotchamania (@Maffewgregg) October 26, 2015




@trubIu — @AsphaltApostle thank you, David Blue.



@AsphaltApostle thank you, David Blue.


— kait (@trubIu) October 26, 2015




@orgamecha — bill gates chair jump 1080p60

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@Mechazawa — kevin smith huge jorts



kevin smith huge jorts


— frog (@Mechazawa) October 26, 2015




@orgamecha — these 2 chinese ppl are vaping in class

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@FFD8FFDB — REJECTIO▛I▓T https://t.co/YFQnvPhOTt



REJECTIO▛I▓T http://pic.twitter.com/YFQnvPhOTt


— ˇÿˇ€ (@FFD8FFDB) October 26, 2015




@yzome — how can i capitalize on the general public's ignorance about electrolytes?



how can i capitalize on the general public's ignorance about electrolytes?


— yzome (@yzome) October 26, 2015




@trubIu — @AsphaltApostle you're right.



@AsphaltApostle you're right.


— kait (@trubIu) October 26, 2015




@travisjdahnke — I'm all done down. The Big Bang Theory is a bad show. https://t.co/2gzId524oL



I'm all done down. The Big Bang Theory is a bad show. http://pic.twitter.com/2gzId524oL


— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 26, 2015




@syrupf — i was gonna order this as a card but decided against it lmao https://t.co/UEbR6fyT3S



i was gonna order this as a card but decided against it lmao http://pic.twitter.com/UEbR6fyT3S


— syrup (@syrupf) October 26, 2015




@jackal27 — How is Shigeru Miyamoto just the best human being? https://t.co/GzCetQK2vj



How is Shigeru Miyamoto just the best human being? http://pic.twitter.com/GzCetQK2vj


— Jordan Spookweather (@jackal27) October 26, 2015




@a_nice_frog — why does the dancing in the new justin bieber video seemingly have nothing to do with the subject matter



why does the dancing in the new justin bieber video seemingly have nothing to do with the subject matter


— sam (@a_nice_frog) October 26, 2015




@dyiety — please watch this video. he has something to say https://t.co/ignWKyKv4T



please watch this video. he has something to say http://pic.twitter.com/ignWKyKv4T


— aaah!-na (@dyiety) October 26, 2015




@0kbps — awooooo



awooooo


— (@0kbps) October 26, 2015




@Code0music — fantastic https://t.co/XVoI9mPh2W





— Jordan (@Code0music) October 26, 2015




@ihaveswineflu — https://t.co/VfZPUdEGfu





— evil twin('s ghost) (@ihaveswineflu) October 26, 2015




@0kbps — https://t.co/tsh5xVvwiZ





— (@0kbps) October 26, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — @AsphaltApostle Hello





— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 26, 2015




@ammnont_ebooks — @ammnontet i'll buy you a boat and we can have an ocean convention in the ocean on my cool boat



@ammnontet i'll buy you a boat and we can have an ocean convention in the ocean on my cool boat


— ammbottet V2 (@ammnont_ebooks) October 26, 2015




@guccitwist — The majority of fortune cookies are about dick



The majority of fortune cookies are about dick


— thøt (@guccitwist) October 26, 2015




@coyotes_ebooks — You guessed it, you cannot fuck rocket raccoon



You guessed it, you cannot fuck rocket raccoon


— jakebot (@coyotes_ebooks) October 26, 2015




@orgamecha — https://t.co/Ud7i9mna0v

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@ammnontet — i found this playground. i am bigger than it https://t.co/lmwqPBdzNH



i found this playground. i am bigger than it http://pic.twitter.com/lmwqPBdzNH


— it's ammnontet!!! (@ammnontet) October 26, 2015




@a_nice_frog — Shit Fuck Ass Pee [NEST HQ PREMIERE]



Shit Fuck Ass Pee [NEST HQ PREMIERE]


— sam (@a_nice_frog) October 26, 2015




@a_nice_frog — u arent a tru footwork producer until ur heart beat is in 160 bpm



u arent a tru footwork producer until ur heart beat is in 160 bpm


— sam (@a_nice_frog) October 26, 2015




@conner_omalley — Accidentally ripped my eye out



Accidentally ripped my eye out


— Conner O'Malley (@conner_omalley) October 26, 2015




@ihaveswineflu — damn girl r u a meat locker



damn girl r u a meat locker


— evil twin('s ghost) (@ihaveswineflu) October 26, 2015




@TF2Torrent — WE NEED TO FIND HELP FOR @AsphaltApostle https://t.co/aKNafarr20





— soccersteven21 (@TF2Torrent) October 26, 2015




@ivy_hollivana — daily reminder >:3!!!



daily reminder


>:3!!!


— ivy hollivana (@ivy_hollivana) October 26, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — I should write a Halloween rap using Thrift Shop as the instrumental



I should write a Halloween rap using Thrift Shop as the instrumental


— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 26, 2015




@ihaveswineflu — gentle reminder https://t.co/AJXoF93MXv





— evil twin('s ghost) (@ihaveswineflu) October 26, 2015




@syrupf — every single one of my tweets past present and future have already been planned



every single one of my tweets past present and future have already been planned


— syrup (@syrupf) October 26, 2015




@trubIu — filtered antifreeze through a brita filter



filtered antifreeze through a brita filter


— LeRoy Levinson (@trubIu) October 26, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — Found a wild weeb in the area https://t.co/f1Zsz83uo1



Found a wild weeb in the area http://pic.twitter.com/f1Zsz83uo1


— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 26, 2015




@travisjdahnke — This won't work for me. I need customer support. https://t.co/jVpPG3ryTo



This won't work for me. I need customer support. https://t.co/jVpPG3ryTo


— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 26, 2015




@BMWYggdrasil — sees titled of a video called "I Took My Nissan Skyline GT-R To CarMax For an Appraisal" from that auto journalist and screams



sees titled of a video called "I Took My Nissan Skyline GT-R To CarMax For an Appraisal" from that auto journalist and screams


— BMW///Yggdrasil (@BMWYggdrasil) October 26, 2015




@yzome — https://t.co/Ijvb8WT40E





— yzome (@yzome) October 26, 2015




@ciara_isobel — I was looking up hot guys on the computer and my mam looked at our history and grounded both of us for looking at porn



I was looking up hot guys on the computer and my mam looked at our history and grounded both of us for looking at porn


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 26, 2015




@syrupf — i think i might finally be able to root my phone



i think i might finally be able to root my phone


— syrup (@syrupf) October 26, 2015




@ciara_isobel — pop dat pussy like a real mom



pop dat pussy like a real mom


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 26, 2015




@yzome — melodic screeching



melodic screeching


— yzome (@yzome) October 27, 2015




@bubufinehouse — And u let me take the blame 4 it asshole https://t.co/XxCERKP2rf



And u let me take the blame 4 it asshole https://t.co/XxCERKP2rf


— ©rap (@bubufinehouse) October 27, 2015




@ammnontet — im a good boy and love jesus



im a good boy and love jesus


— it's ammnontet!!! (@ammnontet) October 26, 2015




@okuudere — @syrupf https://t.co/foi14RpTZz





— guro (@okuudere) October 26, 2015




@orgamecha — On location with #laurelandhardy in 1928. #vine (Vine by @Stan_And_Ollie) https://t.co/oBUyrS5HHC

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@ivy_hollivana — please https://t.co/f2qVoTjuq1





— ivy hollivana (@ivy_hollivana) October 27, 2015




@0kbps — wanna know why they call me the no-pants man



wanna know why they call me the no-pants man


— (@0kbps) October 27, 2015




@Xires2 — @AsphaltApostle No, you're reading it wrong. It says "Diatribe Meals!"



@AsphaltApostle No, you're reading it wrong. It says "Diatribe Meals!"


— Aaron (@Xires2) October 27, 2015




@slightlyspoopy — yes https://t.co/G3QEd0bH8E

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@slightlyspoopy — @AsphaltApostle you should have made this a poll

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@bubufinehouse — @AsphaltApostle yes.





— ©rap (@bubufinehouse) October 27, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — @AsphaltApostle make it a poll idiot



@AsphaltApostle make it a poll idiot


— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 27, 2015




@slightlyspoopy — @AsphaltApostle I voted.

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@ohgodhowdothis — Its like, college grad doesnt talk to any of his high school friends for years, texts one up like "water u doin halloween"? Nnnnahhhhh



Its like, college grad doesnt talk to any of his high school friends for years, texts one up like "water u doin halloween"? Nnnnahhhhh


— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 27, 2015




@content_liker — @AsphaltApostle Posted the fuck up.



@AsphaltApostle Posted the fuck up.


— halloweed (@content_liker) October 27, 2015




@ammnontet — @AsphaltApostle that's true too



@AsphaltApostle that's true too


— it's ammnontet!!! (@ammnontet) October 27, 2015




@0kbps — w



w


— (@0kbps) October 27, 2015




@0kbps — this is /r/mechanicalkeyboards in one picture https://t.co/TXZVs0ABmT



this is /r/mechanicalkeyboards in one picture http://pic.twitter.com/TXZVs0ABmT


— (@0kbps) October 27, 2015




@syrupf — whenever i laugh i spit acid



whenever i laugh i spit acid


— syrup (@syrupf) October 27, 2015




@ptcrUIsErUsA — Common - The Light



Common - The Light


— Car (@ptcrUIsErUsA) October 27, 2015




@PersonTheHumann — https://t.co/xBqcyB21l2

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@NatCABarnes — Welcome to Tokyo... https://t.co/cciLIHmK0C





— Nat Barnes (@NatCABarnes) October 27, 2015




@EveryWordDog — remember dog https://t.co/00LLsFf612





— Every Word Dog (@EveryWordDog) October 27, 2015




@CORYINTHENOUN — Cory in the hopper



Cory in the hopper


— CORY IN THE NOUN (@CORYINTHENOUN) October 27, 2015




@syrupf — つくものひ(修正版) | イトザキイト #pixiv https://t.co/pgP75N3FIi this is my wallpaper



つくものひ(修正版) | イトザキイト #pixiv https://t.co/pgP75N3FIi this is my wallpaper


— syrup (@syrupf) October 27, 2015




@Pokemondude185 — @ammnontet https://t.co/XRjgkB7dxb





— Poke (@Pokemondude185) October 27, 2015




@a_nice_frog — https://t.co/4bb3xdh9Z1





— sam (@a_nice_frog) October 27, 2015




@BMWYggdrasil — from what ive learned in Bombay theres convenient piles of bricks to be thrown into and everyone in streetfights snap with lots of reverb



from what ive learned in Bombay theres convenient piles of bricks to be thrown into and everyone in streetfights snap with lots of reverb


— BMW///Yggdrasil (@BMWYggdrasil) October 27, 2015




@StarJoyThePoet — #mothernature said not to add a filter. https://t.co/l6RXlqxr6N



#mothernature said not to add a filter. https://t.co/l6RXlqxr6N


— The Gentlewoman. (@StarJoyThePoet) October 27, 2015




@SpiritShards — https://t.co/ERcp8UEUhm





— emanu(el chapo) (@SpiritShards) October 27, 2015




@Xires2 — in about a day I am going to look like this https://t.co/0dnDoEEl3w



in about a day I am going to look like this http://pic.twitter.com/0dnDoEEl3w


— Aaron (@Xires2) October 27, 2015




@a_nice_frog — will forever b in love with this pic https://t.co/PuyI3Yc3Jz



will forever b in love with this pic http://pic.twitter.com/PuyI3Yc3Jz


— sam (@a_nice_frog) October 27, 2015




@Xires2 — https://t.co/2BeZW2kljw





— Aaron (@Xires2) October 27, 2015




@a_nice_frog — *today show host voice* And... shes trans!



*today show host voice* And... shes trans!


— sam (@a_nice_frog) October 27, 2015




@a_nice_frog — https://t.co/uuArJbS5re





— sam (@a_nice_frog) October 27, 2015




@SpiritShards — @AsphaltApostle @guccitwist no. it me, emanuel



@AsphaltApostle @guccitwist no. it me, emanuel


— emanu(el chapo) (@SpiritShards) October 27, 2015




@KatamariItems — Construction Guy https://t.co/H2MQigpfz4





— Katamari Collection (@KatamariItems) October 27, 2015




@internet_niche — 🐀 https://t.co/DDWQC58VrD





— vernon (@internet_niche) October 27, 2015




@BMWYggdrasil — its goin down in India https://t.co/XiZs99F6XX



its goin down in India http://pic.twitter.com/XiZs99F6XX


— BMW///Yggdrasil (@BMWYggdrasil) October 27, 2015




@wwwtxt — I don't call myself a cyberpunk or a techno junkie. I call myself Jimbo. ☯94APR



I don't call myself a cyberpunk or a techno junkie. I call myself Jimbo. ☯94APR


— wwwtxt (1980-94) (@wwwtxt) October 27, 2015




@coyotes_ebooks — yeah i accidentally buy 600 condoms



yeah i accidentally buy 600 condoms


— jakebot (@coyotes_ebooks) October 27, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — @AsphaltApostle you're the problem



@AsphaltApostle you're the problem


— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 27, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — i got bullied by my boss because i told him i never beat a mario game



i got bullied by my boss because i told him i never beat a mario game


— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 27, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — @AsphaltApostle COME BACK https://t.co/ZPsnjpoJtP





— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 27, 2015




@stevenewing — A room with one hell of a view. Hello, Tokyo. https://t.co/judiIeOZ6O



A room with one hell of a view. Hello, Tokyo. http://pic.twitter.com/judiIeOZ6O


— Steven Ewing (@stevenewing) October 27, 2015




@Jobsoxo — Back to the past This Ferrari Thomassima was made in the 1960's. @FAFBullDog @PrestigeDiesels https://t.co/yKCIHE8qJN



Back to the past This Ferrari Thomassima was made in the 1960's. @FAFBullDog @PrestigeDiesels http://pic.twitter.com/yKCIHE8qJN


— Enda Soden (@Jobsoxo) October 27, 2015




@LordHumphreys — I also had a play with BMW's new smartphone cradle for bikes, works surprisingly well https://t.co/zQemlB69Qy



I also had a play with BMW's new smartphone cradle for bikes, works surprisingly well http://pic.twitter.com/zQemlB69Qy


— Dave Humphreys (@LordHumphreys) October 27, 2015




@Carpervert — As part of the curriculum, during half term I have been instructed to transport the offspring in a V8 bi-turbo. https://t.co/4Ls9dI3m1V



As part of the curriculum, during half term I have been instructed to transport the offspring in a V8 bi-turbo. http://pic.twitter.com/4Ls9dI3m1V


— Jonny Smith (@Carpervert) October 27, 2015




@jonathan_burn — 3.5-litre twin-turbo V6. What do we think of the noise? https://t.co/gHgI7qa7y2



3.5-litre twin-turbo V6. What do we think of the noise? http://pic.twitter.com/gHgI7qa7y2


— Jonathan H Burn (@jonathan_burn) October 27, 2015




@markrhysdavies — My #TurboTuesday is the much overlooked, but 1 of the best, fast Fords - the Sierra Sapphire Cosworth. @BCJr @_iancs https://t.co/HCFBr3Y6eE



My #TurboTuesday is the much overlooked, but 1 of the best, fast Fords - the Sierra Sapphire Cosworth. @BCJr @_iancs http://pic.twitter.com/HCFBr3Y6eE


— Mark D (@markrhysdavies) October 27, 2015




@Earlsimxx — Most loved color on the GT3 RS: Ultraviolet https://t.co/VJQwbgrpcC



Most loved color on the GT3 RS: Ultraviolet http://pic.twitter.com/VJQwbgrpcC


— Karanja Earl Simmons (@Earlsimxx) October 27, 2015




@Earlsimxx — Gorgeous Alfa Romeo 4C https://t.co/iWFGAumjrv



Gorgeous Alfa Romeo 4C http://pic.twitter.com/iWFGAumjrv


— Karanja Earl Simmons (@Earlsimxx) October 27, 2015




@stevenewing — Why every American press fleet car doesn't come with lace headrest covers, I'll never know. https://t.co/s7KlW8CorV



Why every American press fleet car doesn't come with lace headrest covers, I'll never know. http://pic.twitter.com/s7KlW8CorV


— Steven Ewing (@stevenewing) October 27, 2015




@KillingCereal — https://t.co/oeJBzlhFnC





— J A C K - O (@KillingCereal) October 27, 2015




@KillerMike — Happy 420



Happy 420


— Killer Mike (@KillerMike) October 27, 2015




@trillLizard — Real Like HoursWho NiggaSmash That Up Button



Real Like Hours

Who Nigga

Smash That Up Button


— TRILL IS NOT CRASH (@trillLizard) October 27, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — alright i almost cried while rereading a manga time for bed



alright i almost cried while rereading a manga time for bed


— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 27, 2015




@Jannthaman — Shoes. #MykindofLouboutins https://t.co/ojMtfwbCKV





— Jann Mardenborough (@Jannthaman) October 27, 2015




@idiot_joke_teen — but nah ban GMOs and feed less people in the process you whole foods fucks



but nah ban GMOs and feed less people in the process you whole foods fucks


— ██████ (@idiot_joke_teen) October 27, 2015




@autocar — Mazda's RX-7 revisited - driving the rotary-engined king of spin https://t.co/b2gB0R4vPX https://t.co/TrDlK584g4



Mazda's RX-7 revisited - driving the rotary-engined king of spin https://t.co/b2gB0R4vPX http://pic.twitter.com/TrDlK584g4


— Autocar (@autocar) October 27, 2015




@shadiko — I woke up to like 200 notifications I can't imagine what the people with thousands of notes notifications must be like



I woke up to like 200 notifications I can't imagine what the people with thousands of notes notifications must be like


— meme (@shadiko) October 27, 2015




@TF2Torrent — @ihadtopee @AsphaltApostle thanks!





— sim (@TF2Torrent) October 27, 2015




@creaku — 7 https://t.co/MIW5D3yo2y





— pretty boy millionai (@creaku) October 27, 2015




@Autosporthelmet — Ronnie Peterson https://t.co/1cButKKYTg





— Autosport pictures (@Autosporthelmet) October 27, 2015




@ciara_isobel — There's a lot of mom in this photo https://t.co/rJMPFC7eKP



There's a lot of mom in this photo http://pic.twitter.com/rJMPFC7eKP


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 27, 2015




@ciara_isobel — love me now for now is all the time there may be



love me now for now is all the time there may be


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 27, 2015




@ciara_isobel — we carry within our breasts the power to heal https://t.co/xbXEyXBTAK



we carry within our breasts the power to heal http://pic.twitter.com/xbXEyXBTAK


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 27, 2015




@trubIu — my physics teacher started skateboarding around the classroom, so I took my phone out just in case he fell so I could get vine famous



my physics teacher started skateboarding around the classroom, so I took my phone out just in case he fell so I could get vine famous


— Leroy (@trubIu) October 27, 2015




@Earlsimxx — Another killer rig shot by David Hardy! https://t.co/z7w1SaGBBF



Another killer rig shot by David Hardy! http://pic.twitter.com/z7w1SaGBBF


— Karanja Earl Simmons (@Earlsimxx) October 27, 2015




@ciara_isobel — So this is why u asked me how to spell diarrhoea https://t.co/wFjdo66DcW



So this is why u asked me how to spell diarrhoea https://t.co/wFjdo66DcW


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 27, 2015




@PersonTheHumann — @AsphaltApostle *LOUD SIREN NOISE* https://t.co/LUbsFd0ZbS

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@coolknifeguy — im sorry for this https://t.co/PENLtD38GB





— ben taylor (@coolknifeguy) October 28, 2015




@syrupf — do everything in your life like you got some kinda omnipresent aliens watching your every move , you might as well make them proud



do everything in your life like you got some kinda omnipresent aliens watching your every move , you might as well make them proud


— syrup@youmacon (@syrupf) October 28, 2015




@killbats — Why do cis men wanna be transphobic and dress as Caitlyn jenner when they cld just be a giant hamburger for Halloween



Why do cis men wanna be transphobic and dress as Caitlyn jenner when they cld just be a giant hamburger for Halloween


— bad dog (@killbats) October 28, 2015




@syrupf — i still have no idea how to incorporate a donk into my music



i still have no idea how to incorporate a donk into my music


— syrup@youmacon (@syrupf) October 28, 2015




@akiba_k3i — Thank you, Mazda, for keeping the spirit alive. https://t.co/rF318fgwPD



Thank you, Mazda, for keeping the spirit alive. http://pic.twitter.com/rF318fgwPD


— アキバ|أكبر (@akiba_k3i) October 28, 2015




@syrupf — @AsphaltApostle just honk episode 5



@AsphaltApostle just honk episode 5


— syrup@youmacon (@syrupf) October 28, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — @AsphaltApostle https://t.co/E1dvaB6BqN i immediately associate this song with this ancient, obscure stupid video



@AsphaltApostle https://t.co/E1dvaB6BqN i immediately associate this song with this ancient, obscure stupid video


— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 28, 2015




@guccibraidz — I can't get a minor on Halloween cus I'm part of the law now https://t.co/5JsF5diCqZ



I can't get a minor on Halloween cus I'm part of the law now http://pic.twitter.com/5JsF5diCqZ


— nug (@guccibraidz) October 28, 2015




@akiba_k3i — @AsphaltApostle I KNOW. SUCH LUST



@AsphaltApostle I KNOW. SUCH LUST


— アキバ|أكبر (@akiba_k3i) October 28, 2015




@pissboot — my heart just meLTED https://t.co/3WEOLkaVQ0

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@akiba_k3i — @AsphaltApostle David "Owl" Blue



@AsphaltApostle David "Owl" Blue


— アキバ|أكبر (@akiba_k3i) October 28, 2015




@Sadieisonfire — The Cuban Centipede



The Cuban Centipede


— 1994 Subaru Outback (@Sadieisonfire) October 28, 2015




@a_nice_frog — two friends having fun https://t.co/xcwAakwSxM



two friends having fun http://pic.twitter.com/xcwAakwSxM


— sam (@a_nice_frog) October 28, 2015




@a_nice_frog — just hanging out https://t.co/LH3iXYDesf





— sam (@a_nice_frog) October 28, 2015




@a_nice_frog — google docs night https://t.co/NayLvKcOov





— sam (@a_nice_frog) October 28, 2015




@ammnontet — Undertale 2: Gundertale. It's a game where you do have to kill everyone. With a gun.



Undertale 2: Gundertale. It's a game where you do have to kill everyone. With a gun.


— it's ammnontet!!! (@ammnontet) October 28, 2015




@RoadandTrack — The @MercedesBenz Vision Tokyo concept is a van, and also a lounge. A vounge? https://t.co/KN767jUWFh https://t.co/41EKiX11f1



The @MercedesBenz Vision Tokyo concept is a van, and also a lounge. A vounge? https://t.co/KN767jUWFh http://pic.twitter.com/41EKiX11f1


— Road & Track (@RoadandTrack) October 28, 2015




@MBUSA — The stars shine bright (via @JPMBenz) https://t.co/Z7v4bN7hTT



The stars shine bright (via @JPMBenz) http://pic.twitter.com/Z7v4bN7hTT


— Mercedes-Benz USA (@MBUSA) October 28, 2015




@evomagazine — Check out our full image gallery of Toyota's S-FR concept from Tokyo https://t.co/LSNDzGIAmD https://t.co/yH647YBbR8



Check out our full image gallery of Toyota's S-FR concept from Tokyo https://t.co/LSNDzGIAmD http://pic.twitter.com/yH647YBbR8


— evo Magazine (@evomagazine) October 28, 2015




@HannahElliott — Midnight rambler https://t.co/hk6DpEJIoG





— Hannah Elliott (@HannahElliott) October 28, 2015




@911_Mag — Credit: Porschephile Great #Porsche #911 #SuperCar images https://t.co/AAjPZYxuAz



Credit: Porschephile Great #Porsche #911 #SuperCar images http://pic.twitter.com/AAjPZYxuAz


— 911Mag (@911_Mag) October 28, 2015




@ammnont_ebooks — NERDS: i get unbelievably fucking sweaty when i'm looking at good stuff



NERDS: i get unbelievably fucking sweaty when i'm looking at good stuff


— ammbottet V2 (@ammnont_ebooks) October 28, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — @AsphaltApostle please send via email in .wav format



@AsphaltApostle please send via email in .wav format


— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 28, 2015




@Xires2 — trapped https://t.co/GpJo7lQdoi





— Aaron (@Xires2) October 28, 2015




@a_nice_frog — i feel like the first time a collective or something approaches me for a track (lmao) im gonna call it something like Extreme Blowjob Comp



i feel like the first time a collective or something approaches me for a track (lmao) im gonna call it something like Extreme Blowjob Comp


— sam (@a_nice_frog) October 28, 2015




@a_nice_frog — all this being said, i WILL spend the first reasonable amount of money i ever make on music on a dildo. you have my gurantee



all this being said, i WILL spend the first reasonable amount of money i ever make on music on a dildo. you have my gurantee


— sam (@a_nice_frog) October 28, 2015




@PersonTheHumann — @CaptainErsatz @AsphaltApostle https://t.co/s43f1cBjT2

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@a_nice_frog — and i WILL use it. i am not about to buy something like that as a joke



and i WILL use it. i am not about to buy something like that as a joke


— sam (@a_nice_frog) October 28, 2015




@a_nice_frog — the only people who buy dildos for jokes are vine stars and friends who are lying about buying dildos for jokes



the only people who buy dildos for jokes are vine stars and friends who are lying about buying dildos for jokes


— sam (@a_nice_frog) October 28, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — bitch i got



bitch i got


— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 28, 2015




@Xires2 — This .gif is one of the first results in a Google search for "bald man", but not a headshot of Moby; I'm livid. https://t.co/suOZWMIm0Z



This .gif is one of the first results in a Google search for "bald man", but not a headshot of Moby; I'm livid. http://pic.twitter.com/suOZWMIm0Z


— Aaron (@Xires2) October 28, 2015




@ammnontet — i hear my phone goin 'vvrrtrttt' in my room somewhere but idk where it is



i hear my phone goin 'vvrrtrttt' in my room somewhere but idk where it is


— it's ammnontet!!! (@ammnontet) October 28, 2015




@crtrud — Settling in for Toyota's press conference next to Akio's right-hand man, Kato-san. #TokyoMotorShow



Settling in for Toyota's press conference next to Akio's right-hand man, Kato-san. #TokyoMotorShow


— Craig Trudell (@crtrud) October 28, 2015




@DAHMERSCHlLD — @thefrickhead you are beautiful n ur skin colour is nice af be proud



@thefrickhead you are beautiful n ur skin colour is nice af be proud


— kody (@DAHMERSCHlLD) October 28, 2015




@ammnontet — @AsphaltApostle i'm already their primary, secondary, and tertiary target



@AsphaltApostle i'm already their primary, secondary, and tertiary target


— it's ammnontet!!! (@ammnontet) October 28, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — when you favorite one of my sexual tweets that means you want a dick pic



when you favorite one of my sexual tweets that means you want a dick pic


— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 28, 2015




@crtrud — https://t.co/QnbUUBlZSf





— Craig Trudell (@crtrud) October 28, 2015




@thefrickhead — @AsphaltApostle please dont yell at me i am just a small human



@AsphaltApostle please dont yell at me i am just a small human


— Grey (@thefrickhead) October 28, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — nice job making people pay for tutorial videos and therefore blocking a large audience from learning something new



nice job making people pay for tutorial videos and therefore blocking a large audience from learning something new


— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 28, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — @AsphaltApostle this is good



@AsphaltApostle this is good


— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 28, 2015




@welovehonda — Nah yang pasti gak boleh ngerem ngedadak, karna bisa membahayakan brosis, dan pengendara lain pastinya. #weloveHGP https://t.co/kNf2VCo0At



Nah yang pasti gak boleh ngerem ngedadak, karna bisa membahayakan brosis, dan pengendara lain pastinya. #weloveHGP http://pic.twitter.com/kNf2VCo0At


— welovehonda (@welovehonda) October 28, 2015




@CARandDRIVER — Bionic string instruments, we must be at the @YamahaMotorUSA booth at the #tokyomotorshow https://t.co/IEtZMHa6Tk



Bionic string instruments, we must be at the @YamahaMotorUSA booth at the #tokyomotorshow http://pic.twitter.com/IEtZMHa6Tk


— Car and Driver (@CARandDRIVER) October 28, 2015




@evvandvvorak — stoodint loans



stoodint loans


— evan (@evvandvvorak) October 28, 2015




@PersonTheHumann — Me playing Z-Ro and some weird Electro-Hop records at the function https://t.co/ahSF3pPaMJ

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@PaulThomasBond — #TokyoMotorShow is wall-to-wall sunshine. Makes for a lovely view of the Big Sight. Suit-clad journos less happy... https://t.co/eHpaNo1oGH



#TokyoMotorShow is wall-to-wall sunshine. Makes for a lovely view of the Big Sight. Suit-clad journos less happy... http://pic.twitter.com/eHpaNo1oGH


— Paul Thomas Bond (@PaulThomasBond) October 28, 2015




@kabeebus — @AsphaltApostle right? The fuck.



@AsphaltApostle right? The fuck.


— PISTON POPE (@kabeebus) October 28, 2015




@robotpup — when im famous for accomplishing something cool everyone will want to be my friend

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@autonewslv — Tesla sola vēl vienu elektro krosoveru - Model Y (no 2018.g.):https://t.co/tF0clyCA6u https://t.co/g2W6xnmeFM



Tesla sola vēl vienu elektro krosoveru - Model Y (no 2018.g.):https://t.co/tF0clyCA6u http://pic.twitter.com/g2W6xnmeFM


— Kaspars Bergmanis (@autonewslv) October 28, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — you're on my shitlist, death



you're on my shitlist, death


— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 28, 2015




@robotpup — @AsphaltApostle dimly

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@Dogknob1 — Misty head https://t.co/8ulVN5WYqm





— Dogknob1 (@Dogknob1) October 28, 2015




@Sentreh — Just finished a 7am - 8:30pm shift :)



Just finished a 7am - 8:30pm shift :)


— Sentry (@Sentreh) October 28, 2015




@bradyjhenry — @AsphaltApostle good morning



@AsphaltApostle good morning


— Brady Henry (@bradyjhenry) October 28, 2015




@PRAYINGFORHEAD — lmfao 🤔 https://t.co/BRUjr5cArn





— BASED JE$U$ (@PRAYINGFORHEAD) October 28, 2015




@ClickHole — Wow. https://t.co/rfLkQ0pqNC





— ClickHole (@ClickHole) October 28, 2015




@ahuj9 — you have 3 days to get your runaway blimp costumes ready, folks.



you have 3 days to get your runaway blimp costumes ready, folks.


— sreegs (@ahuj9) October 28, 2015




@kabeebus — @AsphaltApostle I'll go with you as a Toyota Mirai



@AsphaltApostle I'll go with you as a Toyota Mirai


— PISTON POPE (@kabeebus) October 28, 2015




@kabeebus — @AsphaltApostle we should just scream BOOM all the time



@AsphaltApostle we should just scream BOOM all the time


— PISTON POPE (@kabeebus) October 28, 2015




@bubufinehouse — @AsphaltApostle its not the purge David its just little kids in costumes!



@AsphaltApostle its not the purge David its just little kids in costumes!


— ©rap (@bubufinehouse) October 28, 2015




@ciara_isobel — https://t.co/YHmMqrcftN





— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 28, 2015




@bubufinehouse — @ciara_isobel u wudda dun the same



@ciara_isobel u wudda dun the same


— ©rap (@bubufinehouse) October 28, 2015




@0kbps — im straight im straight im straight im straight im straight im straight



im straight

im straight

im straight

im straight

im straight

im straight


— (@0kbps) October 28, 2015




@bubufinehouse — What? No, no, no https://t.co/NeE9wKiH3T





— ©rap (@bubufinehouse) October 28, 2015




@sixfourimpallah — Fuck Time Line



Fuck Time Line


— Gran Turismo 3 (@sixfourimpallah) October 28, 2015




@0kbps

(@0kbps) October 28 2015

@ammnont_ebooks — @AsphaltApostle You are getting, as the room with a grown-ass man i dont have to spend money on it



@AsphaltApostle You are getting, as the room with a grown-ass man i dont have to spend money on it


— ammbottet V2 (@ammnont_ebooks) October 28, 2015




@guccibraidz — Lil boy status https://t.co/EdKsYIivFQ





— nug (@guccibraidz) October 28, 2015




@caraxellen — @guccibraidz you're the cutest nugget



@guccibraidz you're the cutest nugget


— spoopy (@caraxellen) October 28, 2015




@yzome — DJ Is "Do You Really Want To Be On The Wrong Side Of History?" Really Your Best Attempt At Rhetoric, Bro?



DJ Is "Do You Really Want To Be On The Wrong Side Of History?" Really Your Best Attempt At Rhetoric, Bro?


— yzome (@yzome) October 28, 2015




@yzome — ok i'm DJ Done



ok i'm DJ Done


— yzome (@yzome) October 28, 2015




@JonMeyerWNEP — BLIMP DOWN: State Police report #blimp is down in Montour county near Muncy. We got this photo from viewer there. https://t.co/9vXuAwJA1Z



BLIMP DOWN: State Police report #blimp is down in Montour county near Muncy. We got this photo from viewer there. http://pic.twitter.com/9vXuAwJA1Z


— Jon Meyer (@JonMeyerWNEP) October 28, 2015




@ciara_isobel — assume the position stop look and listen https://t.co/Y7qB0yaPjS



assume the position stop look and listen http://pic.twitter.com/Y7qB0yaPjS


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 28, 2015




@ciara_isobel — No boys allowed twitter # https://t.co/YjEEOnuycv



No boys allowed twitter # https://t.co/YjEEOnuycv


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 28, 2015




@kabeebus — @AsphaltApostle #SadBoyz2k16





— PISTON POPE (@kabeebus) October 28, 2015




@freakmommy — Fuck https://t.co/hpbBAiuyju





— FЯEAK MOMMY (@freakmommy) October 28, 2015




@0kbps — how the hell my dick fold towels 😂😂



how the hell my dick fold towels 😂😂


— (@0kbps) October 28, 2015




@ihaveswineflu — This looks like a pic of me with Kacy https://t.co/RPbnycPshY



This looks like a pic of me with Kacy http://pic.twitter.com/RPbnycPshY


— evil twin('s ghost) (@ihaveswineflu) October 29, 2015




@idiot_joke_teen — the timing belt on my Chevy Ted Cruze is whining a lot



the timing belt on my Chevy Ted Cruze is whining a lot


— ██████ (@idiot_joke_teen) October 29, 2015




@YungTakumi — https://t.co/N162nKmgFe





— Takumi (@YungTakumi) October 29, 2015




@BMWYggdrasil — Still daydreaming about an R32 GT-R



Still daydreaming about an R32 GT-R


— BMW///Yggdrasil (@BMWYggdrasil) October 29, 2015




@idiot_joke_teen — @AsphaltApostle republican debate joke



@AsphaltApostle republican debate joke


— ██████ (@idiot_joke_teen) October 29, 2015




@syrupf — dj rashad went to the same highschool as my dad whoa



dj rashad went to the same highschool as my dad whoa


— syrup@youmacon (@syrupf) October 29, 2015




@_luppeee — wife her 😈😈😈👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 @guccibraidz https://t.co/XM9KF7l3fj



wife her 😈😈😈👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 @guccibraidz http://pic.twitter.com/XM9KF7l3fj


— superchefmakonnen❂ (@_luppeee) October 29, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — People who get super excited about road trips clearly have not spent the WHOLE DAY in a car.



People who get super excited about road trips clearly have not spent the WHOLE DAY in a car.


— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 29, 2015




@idiot_joke_teen — @ohgodhowdothis I have and road trips are still good imo



@ohgodhowdothis I have and road trips are still good imo


— ██████ (@idiot_joke_teen) October 29, 2015




@trubIu — wish I set my age on Facebook for 40 so I could get a bunch of lame, submissive old men to message me on tinder



wish I set my age on Facebook for 40 so I could get a bunch of lame, submissive old men to message me on tinder


— Leroy (@trubIu) October 29, 2015




@0kbps — what a quote https://t.co/OAtgjUOBwi





— (@0kbps) October 29, 2015




@OurEdisons — Art film idea: citizen kane but with different instagram filters put over it



Art film idea: citizen kane but with different instagram filters put over it


— OurSkeletons Edisons (@OurEdisons) October 29, 2015




@virgyvirgil — @AsphaltApostle you look like granpa



@AsphaltApostle you look like granpa


— パニッシュト・ベノム・バージー (@virgyvirgil) October 29, 2015




@bertrandOD — Entrance of Nissans GT-R engine assembly building where the famed V-type 6-cylinder VR38DETT engine is handcrafted. https://t.co/QTqXaW8bMg



Entrance of Nissans GT-R engine assembly building where the famed V-type 6-cylinder VR38DETT engine is handcrafted. http://pic.twitter.com/QTqXaW8bMg


— Bertrand Dsouza (@bertrandOD) October 29, 2015




@1080pHentai — https://t.co/vsznhslWpx





— iphone 666 (@1080pHentai) October 29, 2015




@mt_loverman — https://t.co/YwjBFgudym https://t.co/zEEpkZDbre





— Jonny Lieberman (@mt_loverman) October 29, 2015




@chadkirchner — "Every trip in a @Dodge Challenger takes place in 1971." - @AutoblogPodcast



"Every trip in a @Dodge Challenger takes place in 1971." - @AutoblogPodcast


— Chad Kirchner (@chadkirchner) October 29, 2015




@syrupf — basquetball



basquetball


— syrup@youmacon (@syrupf) October 29, 2015




@bradyjhenry — @AsphaltApostle the car is screaming



@AsphaltApostle the car is screaming


— Brady Henry (@bradyjhenry) October 29, 2015




@syrupf — how does vine make money



how does vine make money


— syrup@youmacon (@syrupf) October 29, 2015




@bradyjhenry — @AsphaltApostle @syrupf twitter doesn't make money either though



@AsphaltApostle @syrupf twitter doesn't make money either though


— Brady Henry (@bradyjhenry) October 29, 2015




@sophiakorea1 — The steps.... https://t.co/MwS9sacSiI





— śöphîå (@sophiakorea1) October 29, 2015




@PersonTheHumann — Shout out to the rat that died in my rice cooker after shitting everywhere at a time where I can't afford not to eat rice n shit

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@bradyjhenry — @ammnontet https://t.co/cE1GsKIYHq





— Brady Henry (@bradyjhenry) October 29, 2015




@highmileage — LIVE on #Periscope: Nissan Self-Driving Car: Socially Acceptable Driving https://t.co/6PTDZa0XI0



LIVE on #Periscope: Nissan Self-Driving Car: Socially Acceptable Driving https://t.co/6PTDZa0XI0


— Adam Barrera (@highmileage) October 29, 2015




@stevenewing — 1. This Daihatsu is rad.2. Sorry, coffee woman, for catching you mid-sneeze.#TokyoMotorShow https://t.co/ZlW2nZ9fMf



1. This Daihatsu is rad.


2. Sorry, coffee woman, for catching you mid-sneeze.




— Steven Ewing (@stevenewing) October 29, 2015




@Sentreh — @AsphaltApostle me: *is strapped into the indicator*boss: why does the meter say you want to shit in my desk drawer???



@AsphaltApostle me: *is strapped into the indicator*

boss: why does the meter say you want to shit in my desk drawer???


— Sentry (@Sentreh) October 29, 2015




@fuckeveryword — fuck derailleur



fuck derailleur


— fuck every word (@fuckeveryword) October 29, 2015




@PersonTheHumann — @AsphaltApostle Trunk Full II

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@IrateGamerNEO — im on drycast by accident



im on drycast by accident


— Fetish Wap (@IrateGamerNEO) October 29, 2015




@PhoneEatingBear — @AsphaltApostle @aIbertjazeera @weedhitler @IrateGamerNEO all star cast. My next appearance will be the 50th show



@AsphaltApostle @aIbertjazeera @weedhitler @IrateGamerNEO all star cast. My next appearance will be the 50th show


— PhoneEatingBear (@PhoneEatingBear) October 29, 2015




@theseoldcars — The Cactus is blending in a little, for a change. #Citroen https://t.co/qQ6vhe24Qc



The Cactus is blending in a little, for a change. #Citroen http://pic.twitter.com/qQ6vhe24Qc


— Lewis Kingston (@theseoldcars) October 29, 2015




@RetroRacingCo — Johnny Dumfries, @ClassicLotus 98T, Monaco 1986. https://t.co/8YPq0R57F4



Johnny Dumfries, @ClassicLotus 98T, Monaco 1986. http://pic.twitter.com/8YPq0R57F4


— Retro Racing Company (@RetroRacingCo) October 29, 2015




@akiba_k3i — @AsphaltApostle real suicidal hours who up click like https://t.co/ZJ6URcBiT6



@AsphaltApostle real suicidal hours who up click like http://pic.twitter.com/ZJ6URcBiT6


— アキバ|أكبر (@akiba_k3i) October 29, 2015




@akiba_k3i — @AsphaltApostle hey, i remember that lol



@AsphaltApostle hey, i remember that lol


— アキバ|أكبر (@akiba_k3i) October 29, 2015




@orgamecha — @AsphaltApostle david buick



@AsphaltApostle david buick


— tofu (@orgamecha) October 29, 2015




@akiba_k3i — @AsphaltApostle David Buick



@AsphaltApostle David Buick


— アキバ|أكبر (@akiba_k3i) October 29, 2015




@SamPhilip — "Where did I park the Hyundai? Just round the corner, darling. Right behind the zombie-proof apocalypse tank." https://t.co/jwT76BmOUJ



"Where did I park the Hyundai? Just round the corner, darling. Right behind the zombie-proof apocalypse tank." http://pic.twitter.com/jwT76BmOUJ


— Sam Philip (@SamPhilip) October 29, 2015




@autocarindiamag — It provokes & inspires. See the #RollsRoyce #Wraith in all its glory at #APS2015. Check: https://t.co/icVLnJ3ddV https://t.co/8sCio5QmNU



It provokes & inspires. See the #RollsRoyce #Wraith in all its glory at #APS2015. Check: https://t.co/icVLnJ3ddV http://pic.twitter.com/8sCio5QmNU


— Autocar India (@autocarindiamag) October 29, 2015




@Sentreh — @AsphaltApostle RIP 3Pac





— Sentry (@Sentreh) October 29, 2015




@bubufinehouse — @AsphaltApostle rollor blades yes!



@AsphaltApostle rollor blades yes!


— ©rap (@bubufinehouse) October 29, 2015




@ciara_isobel — human shaped guns



human shaped guns


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 29, 2015




@ciara_isobel — My dad has 90 dance music albums



My dad has 90 dance music albums


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 29, 2015




@ciara_isobel — woke to lucas rubbing vaseline on my face, after putting it on everything in the room including all over his body



woke to lucas rubbing vaseline on my face, after putting it on everything in the room including all over his body


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 29, 2015




@ciara_isobel — KeyRah



KeyRah


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 29, 2015




@ciara_isobel — Some irish shit 4 d yanks Ciara = keyra Ciarán = keyrawnAoife = eefa Cliodhna = kleena



Some irish shit 4 d yanks

Ciara = keyra

Ciarán = keyrawn

Aoife = eefa

Cliodhna = kleena


— real live mom (@ciara_isobel) October 29, 2015




@guccibraidz — If u ever say "millennials" to me in person I will slit ur throat



If u ever say "millennials" to me in person I will slit ur throat


— nug (@guccibraidz) October 29, 2015




@bubufinehouse — Possible employer rang me offering work, asked if I had a pen, I said yes, pen had no ink, wrote it down anyway



Possible employer rang me offering work, asked if I had a pen, I said yes, pen had no ink, wrote it down anyway


— ©rap (@bubufinehouse) October 29, 2015




@Earlsimxx — AMG https://t.co/CmBHzSNav5





— Karanja Earl Simmons (@Earlsimxx) October 29, 2015




@Earlsimxx — Interior of the Mercedes-Maybach https://t.co/DcYcoY9Cn3



Interior of the Mercedes-Maybach http://pic.twitter.com/DcYcoY9Cn3


— Karanja Earl Simmons (@Earlsimxx) October 29, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — I feel like a lamppost that everyone free on earth comes to piss on



I feel like a lamppost that everyone free on earth comes to piss on


— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 29, 2015




@JeremyClarkson — This is where I buy my hair from. https://t.co/3xzhnhnuBI



This is where I buy my hair from. http://pic.twitter.com/3xzhnhnuBI


— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) October 29, 2015




@bubufinehouse — Woman on the radio just put the phrases 'shoulder to shoulder' and ' finger to screen' in the same category smfh



Woman on the radio just put the phrases 'shoulder to shoulder' and ' finger to screen' in the same category smfh


— ©rap (@bubufinehouse) October 29, 2015




@ivy_hollivana — moving to sweden is going to be rad



moving to sweden is going to be rad


— ivy hollivana (@ivy_hollivana) October 29, 2015




@guccitwist — I don't send "good morning" texts I send "you're a bigot" texts



I don't send "good morning" texts I send "you're a bigot" texts


— thøt (@guccitwist) October 29, 2015




@syrupf — NO https://t.co/lcy6GRg8iN





— syrup@youmacon (@syrupf) October 29, 2015




@BMWYggdrasil — This Just In: @BMWYggdrasil pretty much only wants cars in Black/Blue/Purple unless its an Alfa Romeo or Bentley Turbo



This Just In: @BMWYggdrasil pretty much only wants cars in Black/Blue/Purple unless its an Alfa Romeo or Bentley Turbo


— BMW///Yggdrasil (@BMWYggdrasil) October 29, 2015




@0kbps — #NationalCatDay just got him recently love him so much(: https://t.co/jiIk6TqNue



#NationalCatDay just got him recently love him so much(: http://pic.twitter.com/jiIk6TqNue


— (@0kbps) October 29, 2015




@akitainumofu — My bio rules



My bio rules


— molonsha (@akitainumofu) October 29, 2015




@ryandeel — Reese Witherspoon has a next level, top tier Jim-face. It's so good we should rename the term to be Reese-face https://t.co/f806lWEJ1J



Reese Witherspoon has a next level, top tier Jim-face. It's so good we should rename the term to be Reese-face http://pic.twitter.com/f806lWEJ1J


— Ryan Dell (@ryandeel) October 29, 2015




@ammnontet — Best car?



Best car?


— it's ammnontet!!! (@ammnontet) October 29, 2015




@ammnontet — Meme. https://t.co/t0RQc5DDTK





— it's ammnontet!!! (@ammnontet) October 29, 2015




@coyotes_ebooks — thanks (pic of space)



thanks (pic of space)


— jakebot (@coyotes_ebooks) October 29, 2015




@coyotes_ebooks — Followed by GAY FURRY GAMERS



Followed by GAY FURRY GAMERS


— jakebot (@coyotes_ebooks) October 29, 2015




@coyotes_ebooks — I JUST GOT A BAD DRAGON CALLED DAVID



I JUST GOT A BAD DRAGON CALLED DAVID


— jakebot (@coyotes_ebooks) October 29, 2015




@robotpup — who the fuck does something like that

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@syrupf — look @this https://t.co/ERe1NXCNv0





— syrup@youmacon (@syrupf) October 29, 2015




@DjMilfMagnet — A relationship like this > https://t.co/YSTNbTVDtF



A relationship like this > http://pic.twitter.com/YSTNbTVDtF


— kira (@DjMilfMagnet) October 29, 2015




@syrupf — SPEED LIMIT 85



SPEED LIMIT

85


— syrup@youmacon (@syrupf) October 29, 2015




@travisjdahnke — There's more than one side to me. #GOPDebate https://t.co/UyLBJoym28



There's more than one side to me. #GOPDebate http://pic.twitter.com/UyLBJoym28


— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 29, 2015




@robotpup — new elf https://t.co/h0KUDiBUkQ

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@robotpup — straps you to a chair and MAKES you tell jokes

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@PersonTheHumann — That one person who always goes "ha ha well I couldn't go a day without my meat" if you mention you're a vegetarian

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@Alex_Parker — Remember that stunning sunset view of Pluto? We released the entire image today: https://t.co/sbVc7rxNJZ https://t.co/09oLoBSE9z



Remember that stunning sunset view of Pluto? We released the entire image today: https://t.co/sbVc7rxNJZ http://pic.twitter.com/09oLoBSE9z


— Alex Parker (@Alex_Parker) October 29, 2015




@mirikramer — Look at #Pluto's ice mountains!! It's like this world just sprouted whole from some kid's imagination: https://t.co/Js9Ir3O5WL



Look at #Pluto's ice mountains!! It's like this world just sprouted whole from some kid's imagination: http://pic.twitter.com/Js9Ir3O5WL


— Miriam Kramer (@mirikramer) October 29, 2015




@Alex_Parker — One of the wonderful things about that new image: background stars! Pluto hangs in front of the Milky Way. https://t.co/AqEvfuYeNn



One of the wonderful things about that new image: background stars! Pluto hangs in front of the Milky Way. http://pic.twitter.com/AqEvfuYeNn


— Alex Parker (@Alex_Parker) October 29, 2015




@Sentreh — ben carson drowning in that reagan dick



ben carson drowning in that reagan dick


— Sentry (@Sentreh) October 29, 2015




@syrupf — Minnesota Mystery



Minnesota Mystery


— syrup@youmacon (@syrupf) October 29, 2015




@syrupf — minnesota mothball



minnesota mothball


— syrup@youmacon (@syrupf) October 29, 2015




@PersonTheHumann — @AsphaltApostle funkin carbon muncher

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@guccibraidz — my dad hasn't noticed that I cut my hair, I literally cut 10 inches off



my dad hasn't noticed that I cut my hair, I literally cut 10 inches off


— nug (@guccibraidz) October 29, 2015




@tcrf_txt — CONGRATULATIONSYou have earned the right to disco.



CONGRATULATIONS

You have earned the right to disco.


— TCRF TXT (@tcrf_txt) October 29, 2015




@MotorTrend — This mud-boggin' @Kia Forte is completely nuts, but appropriate for #SEMA: https://t.co/Kt6g56nTvT https://t.co/4udRiOruK6



This mud-boggin' @Kia Forte is completely nuts, but appropriate for #SEMA: https://t.co/Kt6g56nTvT http://pic.twitter.com/4udRiOruK6


— Motor Trend (@MotorTrend) October 29, 2015




@Earlsimxx — The Great White https://t.co/jtqQnNnF6x





— Karanja Earl Simmons (@Earlsimxx) October 29, 2015




@syrupf — im watching someone eat an avocado while driving



im watching someone eat an avocado while driving


— syrup@youmacon (@syrupf) October 29, 2015




@syrupf — also listening to ragtime music with a box full of cookies



also listening to ragtime music with a box full of cookies


— syrup@youmacon (@syrupf) October 29, 2015




@beltedradial — .@AsphaltApostle I've read a few articles on this study. Primarily they all put the onus on the car to take responsibility for other people.



.@AsphaltApostle I've read a few articles on this study. Primarily they all put the onus on the car to take responsibility for other people.


— Mick McWilliams (@beltedradial) October 29, 2015




@syrupf — Gin N Juice https://t.co/MmifazxMvY





— syrup@youmacon (@syrupf) October 30, 2015




@BMWYggdrasil — We need to free the M8 from BMW Poison Storage



We need to free the M8 from BMW Poison Storage


— BMW///Yggdrasil (@BMWYggdrasil) October 30, 2015




@bubufinehouse — George deserves his own day #NationalCatDay https://t.co/GEPuNIJG2k





— ©rap (@bubufinehouse) October 30, 2015




@PandGNews — The P&G is hot off the presses! Make sure you pick up a copy in first block or in the @HickmanLMC tomorrow! https://t.co/w7IPFAaryo



The P&G is hot off the presses! Make sure you pick up a copy in first block or in the @HickmanLMC tomorrow! http://pic.twitter.com/w7IPFAaryo


— Purple and Gold News (@PandGNews) October 30, 2015




@BMWYggdrasil — https://t.co/bF4WR3c5xw





— BMW///Yggdrasil (@BMWYggdrasil) October 30, 2015




@DaveCouIier — https://t.co/86pl32xdCz





— Dave Coulier (@DaveCouIier) October 30, 2015




@p0pson — Cultural appropriation. https://t.co/9uOK6Ceswu



Cultural appropriation. http://pic.twitter.com/9uOK6Ceswu


— cecil (@p0pson) October 30, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — "Great" says IGN



"Great" says IGN


— GameCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 30, 2015




@travisjdahnke — Here it is folks, the debut of my fursona. https://t.co/M0VsWUdTQ2



Here it is folks, the debut of my fursona. http://pic.twitter.com/M0VsWUdTQ2


— Travis J. Dahnke (@travisjdahnke) October 30, 2015




@thefrickhead — This is worst reward for completing a puzzle! https://t.co/v1hXkrvQEW



This is worst reward for completing a puzzle! http://pic.twitter.com/v1hXkrvQEW


— Grey (@thefrickhead) October 30, 2015




@RapGameShinji — @AsphaltApostle here's my new website, KickStopper. Find companies you hate, and for enough money, we'll kill their founders.



@AsphaltApostle here's my new website, KickStopper. Find companies you hate, and for enough money, we'll kill their founders.


— Tired (@RapGameShinji) October 30, 2015




@lamp_head — hi



hi


— lamp dead (@lamp_head) October 30, 2015




@PersonTheHumann — @AsphaltApostle https://t.co/OQOJFzyzTy <--

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@coyotes_ebooks — here is my dad



here is my dad


— jakebot (@coyotes_ebooks) October 30, 2015




@BMWYggdrasil — Alright https://t.co/hiN6avVcgk





— BMW///Yggdrasil (@BMWYggdrasil) October 30, 2015




@BMWYggdrasil — Clickhole crashed my browser it was so spooky https://t.co/RxZGMOYeYG



Clickhole crashed my browser it was so spooky http://pic.twitter.com/RxZGMOYeYG


— BMW///Yggdrasil (@BMWYggdrasil) October 30, 2015




@WarmCigarette — I can't fucken believe I built an entire online brand about cigarettes



I can't fucken believe I built an entire online brand about cigarettes


— Chim ney (@WarmCigarette) October 30, 2015




@WarmCigarette — I'll fucken @ you when I'm dead



I'll fucken @ you when I'm dead


— Chim ney (@WarmCigarette) October 30, 2015




@WarmCigarette — CIGARETTES



CIGARETTES


— Chim ney (@WarmCigarette) October 30, 2015




@richmcc — This is A Nerd Joke.



This is A Nerd Joke.


— Rich McCormick (@richmcc) October 30, 2015




@WarmCigarette — Gather round the glory hole my bi-curious pretties, I have stories to tell



Gather round the glory hole my bi-curious pretties, I have stories to tell


— Chim ney (@WarmCigarette) October 30, 2015




@WarmCigarette — Anyway, so back to me



Anyway, so back to me


— Chim ney (@WarmCigarette) October 30, 2015




@beltedradial — .@AsphaltApostle I'm just going to dress like #johnnytaxi drive like an asshole and blame my programming. #uber https://t.co/j6f1fkCFrF



.@AsphaltApostle I'm just going to dress like #johnnytaxi drive like an asshole and blame my programming. #uber http://pic.twitter.com/j6f1fkCFrF


— Mick McWilliams (@beltedradial) October 30, 2015




@coyotes_ebooks — one day i'll be like 40 bucks



one day i'll be like 40 bucks


— jakebot (@coyotes_ebooks) October 30, 2015




@highmileage — LIVE on #Periscope: Nissan GT-R Yokohama Engine Plant Tour https://t.co/5BpXtEsqBY



LIVE on #Periscope: Nissan GT-R Yokohama Engine Plant Tour https://t.co/5BpXtEsqBY


— Adam Barrera (@highmileage) October 30, 2015




@FFD8FFDB — COUNTERCULTU▝AL https://t.co/w0tas0AhHh



COUNTERCULTU▝AL http://pic.twitter.com/w0tas0AhHh


— ˇÿˇ€ (@FFD8FFDB) October 30, 2015




@Hyrokii_ebooks — i bet jesus got some succ in the general direction of all who oppose islam



i bet jesus got some succ in the general direction of all who oppose islam


— Hyroki (@Hyrokii_ebooks) October 30, 2015




@idiot_joke_teen — 1 vote for drinking at 5:40am good enough for me



1 vote for drinking at 5:40am good enough for me


— ██████ (@idiot_joke_teen) October 30, 2015




@abc15 — Giant, inflatable pumpkin escapes and stops traffic in Peoria https://t.co/sF4yw7LtLF #abc15 #Halloween https://t.co/pag5uOCodE



Giant, inflatable pumpkin escapes and stops traffic in Peoria https://t.co/sF4yw7LtLF #abc15 #Halloween http://pic.twitter.com/pag5uOCodE


— ABC15 Arizona (@abc15) October 30, 2015




@guccibraidz — A dude on the treadmill next to me was trying to talk to me while I sprinted up stairs, bro I barely have air I will die



A dude on the treadmill next to me was trying to talk to me while I sprinted up stairs, bro I barely have air I will die


— nug (@guccibraidz) October 30, 2015




@TF2Torrent — @AsphaltApostle INFLATABLE AI



@AsphaltApostle INFLATABLE AI


— mildly spooky sim. (@TF2Torrent) October 30, 2015




@verge — What comes after the smartphone? https://t.co/Rn7RG3uV8k https://t.co/dICSO3hDbn





— The Verge (@verge) October 30, 2015




@amyloula_ — People who are appalled because Benedict Cumberbatch said the word 'fuck' should try being appalled by the refugee death toll



People who are appalled because Benedict Cumberbatch said the word 'fuck' should try being appalled by the refugee death toll


— Amy (@amyloula_) October 30, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — Education debates can be so dumb. Its like- Conservatives: "Theyre indoctrinating our kids!" Liberals: "Theyre indoctrinating our kids!"



Education debates can be so dumb. Its like- Conservatives: "Theyre indoctrinating our kids!" Liberals: "Theyre indoctrinating our kids!"


— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 30, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — These two groups seem to believe the other side is in control and conspiring against Values. As if individual teachers dont make ciriculum



These two groups seem to believe the other side is in control and conspiring against Values. As if individual teachers dont make ciriculum


— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 30, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — I guess another way of putting this is, these people probably will still be sharing minions memes until 2018



I guess another way of putting this is, these people probably will still be sharing minions memes until 2018


— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 30, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — @AsphaltApostle the type of parents who criticize other parents for giving everyone trophies but constantly hovers over their kids



@AsphaltApostle the type of parents who criticize other parents for giving everyone trophies but constantly hovers over their kids


— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 30, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — @AsphaltApostle no one can run fast enough to outrun the moms.... of HELL



@AsphaltApostle no one can run fast enough to outrun the moms.... of HELL


— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 30, 2015




@Strangebrew1993 — Actually looking forward to @guccibraidz good morning motherfuckers snap EVERY MORNING



Actually looking forward to @guccibraidz good morning motherfuckers snap EVERY MORNING


— Caitlyn (@Strangebrew1993) October 30, 2015




@Xires2 — wow the gaming industry sure has been wchhhnnnxxxxxxxzzzzzyy6666999888p;[;;;;pppppACKTYPPPPPPPpppppdddddddddd{{{}}}}}}{{{{}}}}{{{}}} lately



wow the gaming industry sure has been wchhhnnnxxxxxxxzzzzzyy6666999888p;[;;;;pppppACKTYPPPPPPPpppppdddddddddd{{{}}}}}}{{{{}}}}{{{}}} lately


— Aaron (@Xires2) October 30, 2015




@aminorjourney — I am editing. And singing along to the music. https://t.co/oSNfutEHww



I am editing. And singing along to the music. http://pic.twitter.com/oSNfutEHww


— Nikki G.B. (@aminorjourney) October 30, 2015




@Xires2 — @AsphaltApostle as a content aficionado, I wouldn't miss it for the world



@AsphaltApostle as a content aficionado, I wouldn't miss it for the world


— Aaron (@Xires2) October 30, 2015




@Radiolab — That time a dinosaur crashed our weekly editorial meeting. #Halloween #BusinessRaptor https://t.co/N2RslBdEtA



That time a dinosaur crashed our weekly editorial meeting. #Halloween #BusinessRaptor http://pic.twitter.com/N2RslBdEtA


— Radiolab (@Radiolab) October 30, 2015




@ClickHole — Incredible! Watch This Man Realize The One Person He Really Wanted To Come To The Party Isn’t Coming https://t.co/7fDuaBvEAJ



Incredible! Watch This Man Realize The One Person He Really Wanted To Come To The Party Isn’t Coming https://t.co/7fDuaBvEAJ


— ClickHole (@ClickHole) October 30, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — mr rogers was the nicest straightedge to ever live



mr rogers was the nicest straightedge to ever live


— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 30, 2015




@EveryWordCat — husky cat https://t.co/L1yrLMmJ3u





— Every Word Cat (@EveryWordCat) October 30, 2015




@ClickHole — Inspiring: This Man Only Has One Leg, But For Halloween He’s Dressing Up As A Pair Of Legs https://t.co/k5nkncl0gG https://t.co/Cu56EKIrhc



Inspiring: This Man Only Has One Leg, But For Halloween He’s Dressing Up As A Pair Of Legs https://t.co/k5nkncl0gG http://pic.twitter.com/Cu56EKIrhc


— ClickHole (@ClickHole) October 30, 2015




@syrupf — kil https://t.co/zB76TzVbNG





— syrup@youmacon (@syrupf) October 30, 2015




@AidaRivera — Saw this beauty today. #B777 #americanair #avgeek #plane #boeing #flyohare @ Chicago O'Hare… https://t.co/QOsa1MEIrn



Saw this beauty today. #B777 #americanair #avgeek #plane #boeing #flyohare @ Chicago O'Hare… https://t.co/QOsa1MEIrn


— Aida Rivera (@AidaRivera) October 30, 2015




@zbindendesign — https://t.co/gOqVx9rtRX





— zbindendesign (@zbindendesign) October 31, 2015




@bubufinehouse — ¡Buenos noches mis amigos retrasados! https://t.co/lFop8BlvI0



¡Buenos noches mis amigos retrasados! http://pic.twitter.com/lFop8BlvI0


— ©rap (@bubufinehouse) October 31, 2015




@creaku — Codeine Fiend '95



Codeine Fiend '95


— Slime Season 2 (@creaku) October 31, 2015




@djbitchtits — netflix and panic



netflix and panic


— Queso (@djbitchtits) October 31, 2015




@evvandvvorak — im... gay...



im... gay...


— evan (@evvandvvorak) October 31, 2015




@ammnontet — Happy Halloween you fucking goddammit shit



Happy Halloween you fucking goddammit shit


— it's ammnontet!!! (@ammnontet) October 31, 2015




@ryantate — lol — nailed it, Apple https://t.co/yQXnlhjeBu



lol — nailed it, Apple http://pic.twitter.com/yQXnlhjeBu


— Ryan Tate (@ryantate) October 30, 2015




@ivy_hollivana — me n @milesfarewell https://t.co/sVHnHVdzEP





— ivy hollivana (@ivy_hollivana) October 31, 2015




@0kbps — fuck this is a difficult one https://t.co/ACGHKK2zr1



fuck this is a difficult one http://pic.twitter.com/ACGHKK2zr1


— (@0kbps) October 31, 2015




@ohgodhowdothis — Wolf Creek (2005) https://t.co/EJ9Oz9fqNm





— james (@ohgodhowdothis) October 31, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — goth lifeguard



goth lifeguard


— GothCuba (@CaptainErsatz) October 31, 2015




@rustlay — goth psychologist



goth psychologist


— ◥—default rustle—◤ (@rustlay) October 31, 2015




@evvandvvorak — @AsphaltApostle but... What it mean...



@AsphaltApostle but... What it mean...


— evan (@evvandvvorak) October 31, 2015




@MrMindMiracle — The woman and man who do not read have no advantage over the man and woman who cannot read - Mark Twain https://t.co/E7DgffOUnU



The woman and man who do not read have no advantage over the man and woman who cannot read - Mark Twain http://pic.twitter.com/E7DgffOUnU


— Patrick Brady (@MrMindMiracle) October 31, 2015




@MUbeidillah — Family Day NISSAN EXCITEMENT JOURNEY Ready @NissanID https://t.co/OL5QjhaglX



Family Day NISSAN EXCITEMENT JOURNEY Ready @NissanID http://pic.twitter.com/OL5QjhaglX


— M.Fery.I.Ubeidillah (@MUbeidillah) October 31, 2015




@CaptainErsatz — goth door-to-door salesperson



goth door-to-door salesperson

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