My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in
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love it, i suggest one of those really loud train whistles on locomotives.. that would be awesome
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it is a 100% true story. I did not know my dad's idea would resonate with so many internet weirdos
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thanks, me too. it's komali
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@HelenHuntitis
In a weird twisted 'screw you assholes' kinda way.
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they should. and all houses should come with horns so you can honk back at people in cars outside
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i mean it's not called apartment horn. but I guess they could all have different tones
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There was a car alarm at my old apartment that went off at 2AM every night so I got a high-powered flashlight.
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(It was this guy who got into his car and neglected to turn the alarm off for some fucked-up reason.)
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Every time it went off I'd roll out of bed, grab the flashlight and blast him. It stopped going off after like a week
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father-in-law wired car horn into bird feeder, just to watch marauding squirrels freak out. Priceless.
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First poor victim went about six feet straight airborne and was worth entire effort. Within couple of weeks squirrels ignored it
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well, that's a harpoon gun.
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my house has TWO horns *hangs up phone*
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Sharks, this is a great product in a growing market. So tell me, are you ready to get horny?
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My mate knew someone who fitted a train horn to his Land Rover.All well+good till he blew his neighbour's windows out.
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Triangle Train is my most viral tweet since House Horn. i gotta do more alliteration posts
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do dat! for fun! 
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you know, House Horn was longer ago from the present day than the next election is from now. just for perspective folks
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house horn. like a car horn but for house
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I'll have to ask my dad
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